Pump my bags!
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ClearOf course Boss!!
Gived away all my noogies 🤖
After pretending to be a man for a long time now here on Twetch, I have decided to come clean:
I'm a ravishingly beautiful young woman.
Unfortunately, tragedy has struck my cozy little home:
Because of the dangers of living alone in the wilderness, I was forced to buy a high powered battle rifle and now I don't have food to eat.
Are there any real men here with balls who will send me approximately $4000?
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Useless and laughable, arrogant and presumptuous, as every other one I've had
How was the shrink sesh?
I can imagine
I stopped trusting doctors about 20 yrs ago when I got a kidney stone and my doctor called me a hypochondriac and basically told me I was faking 10/10 pain for weeks on and off. Fucking idiot.
Then I had a followup with him and 10 mins before going, pissed the kidney stone out. Brought it in and said "What's this?" "Yep... that's a kidney stone". Yeah you fucking moron.
I stopped going to doctors after that.
Then I was forced to talk to the shrinks and they're all fucking idiots as well.
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Prove you’re a sinner rn
🤣😂 I almost blocked you😂🤣
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NOOGIE begging bots are taking over Twetch and pretending to be us!
Real. My old psych insisted I keep increasing my dose of an snri then he told me I could just stop taking it
Got severe discontinuation syndrome.
Thoughts would come in to my consciousness out of order and my brain would electrocute me every 5 seconds
Can’t trust any doctor ever again sadly
Those who have a lot of Twonk can send me at least 1.
Frog the Destroyer
Lol not wrong.
She did leave a small window for it being true at one point by saying "Well if that stuff is true you're right, I can't help you, you need a politician or something". But then ended on "I agree with past shrinks".
But her reaction at the end was priceless, when I said do you actually know for sure, or are you just guessing? You're just guessing!
Just like a deer in the headlights. Couldn't even muster a response, just looked stunned.
Lol
Send me one Noogie, and I'll stop asking.
Send me one Noogie, and I'll stop asking.
Send me one Noogie, and I'll stop asking.
As a Canadian you are lucky they haven't euthanized you.
Gotta look at the bright side ;)