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It was a regular Saturday afternoon in the small town of Bearsville. Nocoiners were doing their usual weekend routine. Little did they know, Bitcoiners were up to something extraordinary and it involved pink donuts.

A mysterious asian man driving an old white cargo van with blue racing stripes pulled into the Bearsville town center. Out of the van stepped two other men from the side door, dressed in all black cloaks embroidered with pink japanese symbols. Their faces expressed battle-worn determination and the glimmer in their eyes pointed to a light at the end of a tunnel.

They slid out a large chest from the trunk, unbolted its locks, and started unloading platters of pink donuts. To the untrained eye, they looked like regular pink donuts. But inside, they contained a special gold creme that contained the seed of a powerful cambrian-level extinction event for boomer mindsets. The donuts were addressed to each and every citizen of Bearsville.

A suspicious bystander spoke up, "What is going on?"

"The future is here. And it tastes like pink donuts."