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ClearCraig’s identity packet wasn’t accepted by Judge mellor. This leaves Satoshi to rage sell?
Wen simply.cash android update? It is by far the best bsv wallet.
There once was a man quite insane
Who claimed he invented blockchain
He went into court
And came up way short
So they sent his ass back to Brisbane
Bitcoin's Rebirth - 🔥#DegenFest June 19-23! @lilbitgame
https://youtu.be/C4cJ-aY_HwA?si=9mlKh5xWI_UsuePv
I know a guy, and his name is Adam, couldn't get laid if he bribed a madame 🤷
I know a guy, and his name is Greg,
got a nasty orange beard and scrawny lil legs.
I know a guy and his name is Richard,
he's a Gucci boy 👜, as gay as I pictured.
I know a guy and his name is CZ,
he'll rug you hard, and he'll make it look easy.
I know this dude, and his name is Petty 🐸, he fucked me over, cuz Twetch ain't ready.
I know a guy and his name is Ryan, ...Creg fucked him, now he can't stop cryin' 😭
Don't remind me 🤦
Sorry for the pit stains. This masterpiece was the culmination of 4 hours of improv. 🤷
all the anons singin’ that chorus 🎤 🎶 🎹
🎶 I know a dude, and his name is Creg. Got a massive green dong, as big as yo leg.
I know a guy, and his name is To-ny. Got a tiny green cuke 🥒 like a mac-a-roni. 🤷
Imagine ever wearing the Apple vision pro
Check out Twetch market. They said they were building it years ago. It must be up by now.
BCH has flipped polygon and uniswap. It keeps chugging along a little every month. BCH is a warrior for opening up the hash market against btc dominance.
Creg showed us something more important than keys. It's a big ole cuke 🥒 that hangs down to his knees. 'Build!' he said. And stop fucking around! We need a marketplace, and 21 million seeds in the ground. Don't get distracted by shitcoins and lizards. Tear down the curtains and laugh with the wizards. 🧙 Sure they may have, a giant stash of nukes, but that's only to compensate for their total lack of cukes. 🥒 🤷
I think we need to rebrand to attract more crypto folks. Hear me out...
1 Bitcoin = 100 million opportunities to shitpost in Creg's yearbook.
The easiest way to explain the intrinsic value of Bitcoin to a normie...
1 Bitcoin = 100 million opportunities to shitpost on the forever ledger.
Welcome to the real Bitcoin, where nothing ever works as advertised.
Imagine seeing Craig bust a move on the dance floor and thinking he wasn't severely autistic. 🤦
wait are you derek from numpties?