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RELAY X BLOCK GODS TO MEET RARE CANDY BASED APES IN CHARITY BATTLE TO THE DEATH

A feisty Twitter spaces Monday night saw two NFT platforms on BSV network reach an impasse that can only be resolved by fighting.

What started out as a friendly overture to team and common ground went off the rails when it came to light the two Web3 titans use incompatible code that will ultimately lead to the total extermination of one of the platforms.

After a heated exchange, a concerned listener suggested the best way to resolve the conflict was to send their respective fictional armies of JPEG fantasy creatures upon each other in a CGI battle to the death.

Cooler heads then prevailed and signed a death pact. A date of February 15th was set for the armies to meet at the Centrifugal Core of the Metanet. Inspired by SBF, both sides showed effective altruism and agreed proceeds would go to a young BSV entrepreneur in need.

Head philosopher of Relay X, Jack Liu, then stunned attendees when he summoned Block Gods out of retirement. The project was inactive for so long many had given up, thinking it was a standard RelayX rug pull. But when Mr. Liu notified the Space that the Old Ones were only sleeping in their ancient Bitcoin Temples, the energy was palpable. Initial excitement was quickly followed by an unease in the air that these elder watchers could actually return to the Earth.

Feeling the vibe, CEO of Twetch, Elon Moist quickly and professionally responded that Astro Apes would gladly meet these immortals head on. Before attendees could figure out how Rare Candy and Twetch are even connected, Mr. Moist leapt into action, sending marching orders for Apes Special Forces to proceed to the battle front and recommendations for all Apes to be up-to-date on their vaccinations.

Major confrontation is expected near the spinning centrifuge in front of the 7 dimensional statue of Satoshi. News of war is spreading quickly through crypto markets and the February 15th announcement pushed markets slightly higher.

This will be the largest battle in NFT history. Record attendance is expected. Tickets are selling out quickly and can be purchased by sending 1 BSV to @66261 . They are going fast, so act now while supplies last!
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FUTURISTIC CURRENCY DESIGNER CREATES SELF-SELLING CRYPTO

EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH JOSIAH ALAHMENY, CREATOR OF BITCOIN XXX

Why keep flipping your wealth into stablecoins or other assets to protect your wealth when machines can do it for you? Introducing Bitcoin XXX, to date, the worlds most advanced cryptocurrency. Bitcoin XXX eliminates the pointless pushing of buttons on your computer screen by automatically rebalancing against market conditions to protect its own value.

It seems the wonders of computer code know no bounds, so when rock star currency designer Josiah Alahmeny of Bitcoin XXX (Triple X) sat down to tap at his keyboard, the first thing he had to change was the “nonsensical” he said.

“I was sitting there thinking about the dumb things about cryptocurrency design and I was like, if you're going to design a new currency why would you even code in the ability to lose money?”

Turns out, rewarding people for pushing buttons to protect their wealth against market conditions may not be evolutionarily advantageous. Having some people who own the same asset get rewarded for “timing the market” while others lose significant percentages of their purchasing power just for believing in it more does not help the economy.

“Yeah, having a bunch of people lose money simply because they didn't flip an asset into stables at a particular moment is really dumb in a world infatuated with automation,” said Josiah. “Of all the things in this life that probably should be automated, why wouldn't you automate the process of clicking two buttons, BUY and SELL to protect the purchasing power of the whole society?”

This new automation could make crypto more accessible to newcomers by significantly reducing the amount of time and effort required to keep track of price movements. Reductions in stress levels could also make markets more attractive for end users. According to Alahmeny, the 19 year old currency designer from Arizona, designing a crypto to fluctuate with other currencies is a major flaw. Turns out, with a couple extra lines of code we can design crypto to consume fiat instead of fluctuate with it.

“Bitcoin XXX just eats other world currencies. It has something similar to a stablecoin built in but combined with an AI that observes market conditions. If the price of Bitcoin XXX begins a drop against fiat past a threshold it triggers an automatic sell to the internal stable system to lock in the value. When its value in fiat starts rising again, Bitcoin XXX automatically repurchases itself to grab more market share.”

By designing an internal stable coin structure inside of Bitcoin XXX that automates the process of capturing and storing value, Bitcoin XXX may be closer to the “perfect monetary battery” touted by controversial monetary theorist Michael Saylor than any other crypto in history.

“Store of value was like the one thing they couldn't figure out. They said store of value wasn't possible because all currencies have to trade freely against other currencies but that's just boomer logic and it's flawed. If any design idea is possible in the future than to say anything is impossible just sounds kinda dumb. I was like, are these guys even trying or what?”

So Josiah sat down in his camper van one day and in a couple of hours pushed out the code for the greatest currency ever known to humankind in a couple of hours. Solving the store of value theorem that eluded the greatest minds of currency design for a generation, he was joyous.

"I solved all the world's problems in like a day. Poverty, world hunger, even war probably. It's all solved now. And I'm like, what's next? Was Earth really this stupid before I got here? In 15 minutes I did what they couldn't accomplish in like 150 years but whatever. I'm kind of bored now."

Crypto Graphic Post is bullish on the project and will likely ape in to Bitcoin XXX. It does seem annoying to be clicking buttons like rats in a maze now that Josiah's got us thinking about it. It seems an advanced technological society would have already eliminated those repetitive motions, especially to protect the wealth of its own citizens.

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FUTURISTIC CURRENCY DESIGNER CREATES SELF-SELLING CRYPTO

EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH JOSIAH ALAHMENY, CREATOR OF BITCOIN XXX

Why keep flipping your wealth into stablecoins or other assets to protect your wealth when machines can do it for you? Introducing Bitcoin XXX, to date, the worlds most advanced cryptocurrency. Bitcoin XXX eliminates the pointless pushing of buttons on your computer screen by automatically rebalancing against market conditions to protect its own value.

It seems the wonders of computer code know no bounds, so when rock star currency designer Josiah Alahmeny of Bitcoin XXX (Triple X) sat down to tap at his keyboard, the first thing he had to change was the “nonsensical” he said.

“I was sitting there thinking about the dumb things about cryptocurrency design and I was like, if you're going to design a new currency why would you even code in the ability to lose money?”

Turns out, rewarding people for pushing buttons to protect their wealth against market conditions may not be evolutionarily advantageous. Having some people who own the same asset get rewarded for “timing the market” while others lose significant percentages of their purchasing power for believing in it more does not help the economy.

“Yeah, having a bunch of people lose money simply because they didn't flip an asset into stables at a particular moment is really dumb in a world infatuated with automation,” said Josiah. “Of all the things in this life that probably should be automated, why wouldn't you automate the process of clicking two buttons, BUY and SELL to protect the purchasing power of the whole society?”

This new automation could make crypto more accessible to newcomers by significantly reducing the amount of time and effort required to keep track of price movements. Reductions in stress levels could also make markets more attractive for end users. According to Alahmeny, the 19 year old currency designer from Arizona, designing a crypto to fluctuate with other currencies is a major flaw. Turns out, with a couple extra lines of code we can design a crypto to consume fiat instead of fluctuate with it.

“Bitcoin XXX just eats other world currencies. It has something similar to a stablecoin built in but combined with an AI that observes market conditions. If the price of Bitcoin XXX begins a drop against fiat past a threshold it triggers an automatic sell to the internal stable system to lock in the value. When it's value in fiat starts rising again Bitcoin XXX automatically repurchases itself to grab even more market share.”

By designing an internal stable coin type structure inside of Bitcoin XXX that automates the process of capturing and storing value, Bitcoin XXX may be closer to the “perfect monetary battery” touted by controversial monetary theorist Michael Saylor than any crypto in history.

“Store of value was like the one thing they couldn't figure out. They said store of value wasn't possible because all currencies have to trade freely against other currencies but that's just boomer logic and it's flawed. If any design idea is possible in the future than to say anything is impossible just sounds kinda dumb. I was like, are these guys even trying or what?”

So Josiah sat down in his camper van one day and in a couple of hours pushed out the code for the greatest currency ever known to humankind in a couple of hours. Solving the store of value theorem that eluded the greatest minds of currency design for a generation, he was joyous.

"I solved all the world's problems in like a day. Poverty, world hunger, even war probably. It's all solved now. And I'm like, what's next? Was Earth really this stupid before I got here? In 15 minutes I did what they couldn't accomplish in like 150 years but whatever, I'm kind of bored now."

Crypto Graphic Post is bullish on the project and will likely ape in to Bitcoin XXX. It does seem annoying to be clicking buttons like rats in a maze now that Josiah's got us thinking about it. It seems an advanced technological society would have already eliminated those repetitive motions, especially to protect the wealth of its own citizens.

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thanks again for reading. hearts, branches and donations are appreciated! thanks
$cryptographicpost

FUTURISTIC CURRENCY DESIGNER CREATES SELF-SELLING CRYPTO

EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH JOSIAH ALAHMENY, CREATOR OF BITCOIN XXX

Why keep flipping your wealth into stablecoins or other assets to protect your wealth when machines can do it for you? Introducing Bitcoin XXX, to date, the worlds most advanced cryptocurrency. Bitcoin XXX eliminates the pointless pushing of buttons on your computer screen by automatically rebalancing against market conditions to protect its own value.

It seems the wonders of computer code know no bounds, so when rock star currency designer Josiah Alahmeny of Bitcoin XXX (Triple X) sat down to tap at his keyboard, the first thing he had to change was the “nonsensical” he said.

“I was sitting there thinking about the dumb things about cryptocurrency design and I was like, if you're going to design a new currency why would you even code in the ability to lose money?”

Turns out, rewarding people for pushing buttons to protect their wealth against market conditions may not be evolutionarily advantageous. Having some people who own the same asset get rewarded for “timing the market” while others lose significant percentages of their purchasing power just for believing in it more does not help the economy.

“Yeah, having a bunch of people lose money simply because they didn't flip an asset into stables at a particular moment is really dumb in a world infatuated with automation,” said Josiah. “Of all the things in this life that probably should be automated, why wouldn't you automate the process of clicking two buttons, BUY and SELL to protect the purchasing power of the whole society?”

This new automation could make crypto more accessible to newcomers by significantly reducing the amount of time and effort required to keep track of price movements. Reductions in stress levels could also make markets more attractive for end users. According to Alahmeny, the 19 year old currency designer from Arizona, designing a crypto to fluctuate with other currencies is a major flaw. Turns out, with a couple extra lines of code we can design crypto to consume fiat instead of fluctuate with it.

“Bitcoin XXX just eats other world currencies. It has something similar to a stablecoin built in but combined with an AI that observes market conditions. If the price of Bitcoin XXX begins a drop against fiat past a threshold it triggers an automatic sell to the internal stable system to lock in the value. When its value in fiat starts rising again, Bitcoin XXX automatically repurchases itself to grab more market share.”

By designing an internal stable coin structure inside of Bitcoin XXX that automates the process of capturing and storing value, Bitcoin XXX may be closer to the “perfect monetary battery” touted by controversial monetary theorist Michael Saylor than any other crypto in history.

“Store of value was like the one thing they couldn't figure out. They said store of value wasn't possible because all currencies have to trade freely against other currencies but that's just boomer logic and it's flawed. If any design idea is possible in the future than to say anything is impossible just sounds kinda dumb. I was like, are these guys even trying or what?”

So Josiah sat down in his camper van one day and in a couple of hours pushed out the code for the greatest currency ever known to humankind in a couple of hours. Solving the store of value theorem that eluded the greatest minds of currency design for a generation, he was joyous.

"I solved all the world's problems in like a day. Poverty, world hunger, even war probably. It's all solved now. And I'm like, what's next? Was Earth really this stupid before I got here? In 15 minutes I did what they couldn't accomplish in like 150 years but whatever. I'm kind of bored now."

Crypto Graphic Post is bullish on the project and will likely ape in to Bitcoin XXX. It does seem annoying to be clicking buttons like rats in a maze now that Josiah's got us thinking about it. It seems an advanced technological society would have already eliminated those repetitive motions, especially to protect the wealth of its own citizens.

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thanks again for reading. hearts, branches and donations are appreciated! thanks
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ICP LAUNCHES ITS OWN CRYPTOCURRENCY TO BE ACCEPTED AT NEW JUGGALO UNIVERSITY

Digital Juggalo cash? Faygo squirting crypto ICP has now reached # 34 on the charts. Even if you thought everything since Riddle Box was whack, don't doubt this crypto comeback. Music entertainment group Insane Clown Posse has launched ICP crypto, otherwise known as Internet Computer, to be accepted anywhere Juggalos are accepted.

If there was ever going to be a control group for the success or failure of peer to peer digital cash, it was going to be Insane Clown Posse and their fans. Probably not what Satoshi Nakamoto intended, but clearly the satmaster didn't comprehend that the DIY, peer to peer ethos of Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope preceded the White Paper by over a decade.

Over psychic airwaves, artists Insane Clown Posse recently announced the founding of Juggalo University, an empowerment school for socially awkward entrepreneurs powered by the Internet Computer. Classes, audiobooks and refreshments (sponsored by Faygo) will be paid for using ICP digital currency as a means of exchange.

We had to hit the streets and ask Juggalos about ICP's foray into the Cryptosphere. With the launch of Juggalo University and their ICP coin overtaking formidable cryptos on the charts, the energy was intense.

After telling me I looked like a “preppy bitch” and "a fed," one fan was willing to calm down and talk who said, “Satoshi didn't know his dreams were the nightmares of Milenko. All dreams will eventually be consumed by the great release at the Dark Carnival.”

Another Juggalo in full face paint calling himself “Spraymatic” (and I hope I dictated this correctly because he spewed this shit so quickly) said, “Mothufuckas slap back the jaw attacks the mind springing up glorious manifestos of divine cryptocurrency times seething with animosity towards monsterous glow of ICP crypto in the Hells below nobody knew what the fuck it was 'til Coinbase suddenly popped it WTF Cuz didn't deserve the recognition when you ignorin HEX like superstition Richard Heart da muthafuckin T Rex big dick swingin dat Greta energy blowin fuckaz out dis da ICP internet computa, reputa da beauta, throw me dat Rapunzel shit like fuzzy Buterin in Bermuda...”

At first, when I heard ICP was launching a cryptocurrency, I had a laugh. But with Internet Computer's (ICP) success over OG cryptos like Vechain and NEAR Protocol, the Crypto Graphic Post is giving it a second look.

Using ICP at the vending machines of Juggalo University is only a first step according to fans we interviewed. Soon, ICP may be accepted for ticket sales to future Gatherings of the Juggalos. Someday, it could even be used for the buying/selling of goods and services between Juggalos and Juggalettes.

Surprisingly, ICP's cryptocurrency has also attracted a diverse collection of supporters and investors. There are native ICP NFT platforms launching on the Wicked Clown network such as ORIGYN, partially funded by Paris Hilton. How Paris and ICP got in the same room is a mystery but this is Crypto, where anything can happen. That makes me bullish on ICP actually because let's face it, she can be more than just a corpse to this psychopathic clown.

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ICP LAUNCHES ITS OWN CRYPTOCURRENCY TO BE ACCEPTED AT NEW JUGGALO UNIVERSITY

Digital Juggalo cash? Faygo squirting crypto ICP has now reached # 34 on the charts. Even if you thought everything since Riddle Box was whack, don't doubt this crypto comeback. Music entertainment group Insane Clown Posse has launched ICP crypto, otherwise known as Internet Computer, to be accepted anywhere Juggalos are accepted.

If there was ever going to be a control group for the success or failure of peer to peer digital cash, it was going to be Insane Clown Posse and their fans. Probably not what Satoshi Nakamoto intended, but clearly the satmaster didn't comprehend that the DIY, peer to peer ethos of Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope preceded the White Paper by over a decade.

Over psychic airwaves, artists Insane Clown Posse recently announced the founding of Juggalo University, an empowerment school for socially awkward entrepreneurs powered by the Internet Computer. Classes, audiobooks and refreshments (sponsored by Faygo) will be paid for using ICP digital currency as a means of exchange.

We had to hit the streets and ask Juggalos about ICP's foray into the Cryptosphere. With the launch of Juggalo University and their ICP coin overtaking formidable cryptos on the charts, the energy was intense.

After telling me I looked like a “preppy bitch” and "a fed," one fan was willing to calm down and talk who said, “Satoshi didn't know his dreams were the nightmares of Milenko. All dreams will eventually be consumed by the great release at the Dark Carnival.”

Another Juggalo in full face paint calling himself “Spraymatic” (and I hope I dictated this correctly because he spewed this shit so quickly) said, “Mothufuckas slap back the jaw attacks the mind springing up glorious manifestos of divine cryptocurrency times seething with animosity towards monsterous glow of ICP crypto in the Hells below nobody knew what the fuck it was 'til Coinbase suddenly popped it WTF Cuz didn't deserve the recognition when you ignorin HEX like superstition Richard Heart da muthafuckin T Rex big dick swingin dat Greta energy blowin fuckaz out dis da ICP internet computa, reputa da beauta, throw me dat Rapunzel shit like fuzzy Buterin in Bermuda...”

At first, when I heard ICP was launching a cryptocurrency, I had a laugh. But with Internet Computer's (ICP) success over OG cryptos like Vechain and NEAR Protocol, the Crypto Graphic Post is giving it a second look.

Using ICP at the vending machines of Juggalo University is only a first step according to fans we interviewed. Soon, ICP may be accepted for future ticket sales to Gathering of the Juggalos. Someday, it could even be used for the buying/selling of goods and services between Juggalos and Juggalettes.

Surprisingly, ICP's cryptocurrency has also attracted a diverse collection of supporters and investors. There are native ICP NFT platforms launching on the Wicked Clown network such as ORIGYN, partially funded by Paris Hilton. How Paris and ICP got in the same room is still a mystery but this is Crypto, isn't it? Where anything can happen. That makes me bullish on ICP actually because let's face it, she can be more than just a corpse to this psychopathic clown.

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Thanks for reading! If you got a laugh, please share. You can also donate using the Twetch wallet features below. $cryptographicpost