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ICP LAUNCHES ITS OWN CRYPTOCURRENCY TO BE ACCEPTED AT NEW JUGGALO UNIVERSITY

Digital Juggalo cash? Faygo squirting crypto ICP has now reached # 34 on the charts. Even if you thought everything since Riddle Box was whack, don't doubt this crypto comeback. Music entertainment group Insane Clown Posse has launched ICP crypto, otherwise known as Internet Computer, to be accepted anywhere Juggalos are accepted.

If there was ever going to be a control group for the success or failure of peer to peer digital cash, it was going to be Insane Clown Posse and their fans. Probably not what Satoshi Nakamoto intended, but clearly the satmaster didn't comprehend that the DIY, peer to peer ethos of Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope preceded the White Paper by over a decade.

Over psychic airwaves, artists Insane Clown Posse recently announced the founding of Juggalo University, an empowerment school for socially awkward entrepreneurs powered by the Internet Computer. Classes, audiobooks and refreshments (sponsored by Faygo) will be paid for using ICP digital currency as a means of exchange.

We had to hit the streets and ask Juggalos about ICP's foray into the Cryptosphere. With the launch of Juggalo University and their ICP coin overtaking formidable cryptos on the charts, the energy was intense.

After telling me I looked like a “preppy bitch” and "a fed," one fan was willing to calm down and talk who said, “Satoshi didn't know his dreams were the nightmares of Milenko. All dreams will eventually be consumed by the great release at the Dark Carnival.”

Another Juggalo in full face paint calling himself “Spraymatic” (and I hope I dictated this correctly because he spewed this shit so quickly) said, “Mothufuckas slap back the jaw attacks the mind springing up glorious manifestos of divine cryptocurrency times seething with animosity towards monsterous glow of ICP crypto in the Hells below nobody knew what the fuck it was 'til Coinbase suddenly popped it WTF Cuz didn't deserve the recognition when you ignorin HEX like superstition Richard Heart da muthafuckin T Rex big dick swingin dat Greta energy blowin fuckaz out dis da ICP internet computa, reputa da beauta, throw me dat Rapunzel shit like fuzzy Buterin in Bermuda...”

At first, when I heard ICP was launching a cryptocurrency, I had a laugh. But with Internet Computer's (ICP) success over OG cryptos like Vechain and NEAR Protocol, the Crypto Graphic Post is giving it a second look.

Using ICP at the vending machines of Juggalo University is only a first step according to fans we interviewed. Soon, ICP may be accepted for future ticket sales to Gathering of the Juggalos. Someday, it could even be used for the buying/selling of goods and services between Juggalos and Juggalettes.

Surprisingly, ICP's cryptocurrency has also attracted a diverse collection of supporters and investors. There are native ICP NFT platforms launching on the Wicked Clown network such as ORIGYN, partially funded by Paris Hilton. How Paris and ICP got in the same room is still a mystery but this is Crypto, isn't it? Where anything can happen. That makes me bullish on ICP actually because let's face it, she can be more than just a corpse to this psychopathic clown.

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