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FUTURISTIC CURRENCY DESIGNER CREATES SELF-SELLING CRYPTO

EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH JOSIAH ALAHMENY, CREATOR OF BITCOIN XXX

Why keep flipping your wealth into stablecoins or other assets to protect your wealth when machines can do it for you? Introducing Bitcoin XXX, to date, the worlds most advanced cryptocurrency. Bitcoin XXX eliminates the pointless pushing of buttons on your computer screen by automatically rebalancing against market conditions to protect its own value.

It seems the wonders of computer code know no bounds, so when rock star currency designer Josiah Alahmeny of Bitcoin XXX (Triple X) sat down to tap at his keyboard, the first thing he had to change was the “nonsensical” he said.

“I was sitting there thinking about the dumb things about cryptocurrency design and I was like, if you're going to design a new currency why would you even code in the ability to lose money?”

Turns out, rewarding people for pushing buttons to protect their wealth against market conditions may not be evolutionarily advantageous. Having some people who own the same asset get rewarded for “timing the market” while others lose significant percentages of their purchasing power just for believing in it more does not help the economy.

“Yeah, having a bunch of people lose money simply because they didn't flip an asset into stables at a particular moment is really dumb in a world infatuated with automation,” said Josiah. “Of all the things in this life that probably should be automated, why wouldn't you automate the process of clicking two buttons, BUY and SELL to protect the purchasing power of the whole society?”

This new automation could make crypto more accessible to newcomers by significantly reducing the amount of time and effort required to keep track of price movements. Reductions in stress levels could also make markets more attractive for end users. According to Alahmeny, the 19 year old currency designer from Arizona, designing a crypto to fluctuate with other currencies is a major flaw. Turns out, with a couple extra lines of code we can design crypto to consume fiat instead of fluctuate with it.

“Bitcoin XXX just eats other world currencies. It has something similar to a stablecoin built in but combined with an AI that observes market conditions. If the price of Bitcoin XXX begins a drop against fiat past a threshold it triggers an automatic sell to the internal stable system to lock in the value. When its value in fiat starts rising again, Bitcoin XXX automatically repurchases itself to grab more market share.”

By designing an internal stable coin structure inside of Bitcoin XXX that automates the process of capturing and storing value, Bitcoin XXX may be closer to the “perfect monetary battery” touted by controversial monetary theorist Michael Saylor than any other crypto in history.

“Store of value was like the one thing they couldn't figure out. They said store of value wasn't possible because all currencies have to trade freely against other currencies but that's just boomer logic and it's flawed. If any design idea is possible in the future than to say anything is impossible just sounds kinda dumb. I was like, are these guys even trying or what?”

So Josiah sat down in his camper van one day and in a couple of hours pushed out the code for the greatest currency ever known to humankind in a couple of hours. Solving the store of value theorem that eluded the greatest minds of currency design for a generation, he was joyous.

"I solved all the world's problems in like a day. Poverty, world hunger, even war probably. It's all solved now. And I'm like, what's next? Was Earth really this stupid before I got here? In 15 minutes I did what they couldn't accomplish in like 150 years but whatever. I'm kind of bored now."

Crypto Graphic Post is bullish on the project and will likely ape in to Bitcoin XXX. It does seem annoying to be clicking buttons like rats in a maze now that Josiah's got us thinking about it. It seems an advanced technological society would have already eliminated those repetitive motions, especially to protect the wealth of its own citizens.

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