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RELAY X BLOCK GODS TO MEET RARE CANDY BASED APES IN CHARITY BATTLE TO THE DEATH

A feisty Twitter spaces Monday night saw two NFT platforms on BSV network reach an impasse that can only be resolved by fighting.

What started out as a friendly overture to team and common ground went off the rails when it came to light the two Web3 titans use incompatible code that will ultimately lead to the total extermination of one of the platforms.

After a heated exchange, a concerned listener suggested the best way to resolve the conflict was to send their respective fictional armies of JPEG fantasy creatures upon each other in a CGI battle to the death.

Cooler heads then prevailed and signed a death pact. A date of February 15th was set for the armies to meet at the Centrifugal Core of the Metanet. Inspired by SBF, both sides showed effective altruism and agreed proceeds would go to a young BSV entrepreneur in need.

Head philosopher of Relay X, Jack Liu, then stunned attendees when he summoned Block Gods out of retirement. The project was inactive for so long many had given up, thinking it was a standard RelayX rug pull. But when Mr. Liu notified the Space that the Old Ones were only sleeping in their ancient Bitcoin Temples, the energy was palpable. Initial excitement was quickly followed by an unease in the air that these elder watchers could actually return to the Earth.

Feeling the vibe, CEO of Twetch, Elon Moist quickly and professionally responded that Astro Apes would gladly meet these immortals head on. Before attendees could figure out how Rare Candy and Twetch are even connected, Mr. Moist leapt into action, sending marching orders for Apes Special Forces to proceed to the battle front and recommendations for all Apes to be up-to-date on their vaccinations.

Major confrontation is expected near the spinning centrifuge in front of the 7 dimensional statue of Satoshi. News of war is spreading quickly through crypto markets and the February 15th announcement pushed markets slightly higher.

This will be the largest battle in NFT history. Record attendance is expected. Tickets are selling out quickly and can be purchased by sending 1 BSV to @66261 . They are going fast, so act now while supplies last!
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