Ianisnew Name and picture from twetch — not on-chain. The signature is; the profile is not.

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1FhLn8…TULv Key · twetch

One more day of Ianisnew making Twetch great again, one tiny morsel of misunderstanding after another. Today I have managed to transfer a small amount of bsv from my twetch wallet to my handcash one, to then pay $0.01 to slictionary to add an alternative definition of the moon……done the definition, and now I can see it when I search for it! Mental. The tips and advice on all of this are priceless people and very much appreciated.

1FhLn8…TULv Key · twetch

The Clown

The saddest person in the room, will often be the clown,
Cos the smile you always see him wear is a frown that's upside down.
Lmao, lol, lol, lol, everything's a laugh,
All seems as it should be, til he's back in his own gaff.
Then out come the bottles, bags and pots of pills,
Cos magic tricks and child's play, aren't how he gets his thrills.
His thoughts they are the problem, the thinking never stops,
Spins his head around so fast it feels like it will pop.

But pop it never does, stop it he never can,
That's why he sits inside his flat, a sad and lonely man.
He always wears a smile, but that's to hide away the pain.
Cos even when the sun shines bright, he feels the wind and rain.
He longs for an escape, but can't decide what's right.
He searches for solutions, deep into the night.
To end it all, once and for all, and never have to think?
It's the only answer he can find, so he pours his final, fatal drink.....

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1FhLn8…TULv Key · twetch

Living the Fly Life

Before I left, the fly was flying,
Swatted at but never dying.
By the time that I got home,
The fly had fled, away he'd flown.
Although twas none of my concern,
I wondered if he would return.
The fact is, flies fly, for a very short time,
And this is the end of this very short rhyme.

1FhLn8…TULv Key · twetch

😎I'll post a couple, then anyone can suggest a subject or emotion or some such, and I'll pull one out from my files or cobble something together.

1FhLn8…TULv Key · twetch

Thankyou! ….Welcome to Day 1 of 'Ian thinking he knows anything about Twetch and will do his best to make Twetch great again'. 🤓

1FhLn8…TULv Key · twetch

I found the thing you made! Is it possible that I have 30000 retdr things in my BSV21 wallet?

1FhLn8…TULv Key · twetch

…and we spend so much of it before we work that out.

1FhLn8…TULv Key · twetch

I hope so. Although watching this evening's events, time may be one thing were short of…

1FhLn8…TULv Key · twetch

getting a bit lively tonight over yonder star

1FhLn8…TULv Key · twetch

I think I have set up multiple 1satordinals wallets, but none said alpha.1satordinals. I now have 16 1sat.json files on my fone. This is where I was sending the addresses from that weren't right. But I can't remember where I got the correct address from, buuuut I should have the 12 phrase code thingo. I think I need to import the wallet with whatever you sent me in, across to an alpha.1satordinals one? If that even makes any sense.

1FhLn8…TULv Key · twetch

/pay @272 $1

1FhLn8…TULv Key · twetch

That is the 1satOrdinals ordinals address, but there doesn't seem to be anything in there. When I click on the icon next to the wallet icon, it brings up a list of 'things'. I clicked the arrow on the right hand side of the top one and it showed more numbers and it said 'TODO LRC20 ORIGIN NAME' and some numbers like this 0821184:590:0

1FhLn8…TULv Key · twetch

1sgEEyAaRASqRmqQnpUZgMeGMgkmTBQJA thats right yeah?

1FhLn8…TULv Key · twetch

Can't seem to make any of the changes I make to my profile stay changed. I leave the page, close the app, force close the app, reopen and all the changes are lost. Can anyone help?

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Is this 15dVspvTUvgGsbtHc6rXTbsF2xFNTk

1FhLn8…TULv Key · twetch

Gone to Ground

I don't want a funeral. I don't want a wake.
I don't need a coffin. Leave me to waste.
Let the fox n the rat, gnaw my bones n the fat
Then throw me aside, and just leave it at that.
The crows come along and they pick out my eyes
Don't matter cos they're dead and stare up at the sky.
Slow putrefaction. I rot and retreat.
Leave only humus, and stuff maggots eat.

1FhLn8…TULv Key · twetch

I thought it was. I'd never hear of an ordinal til yesterday, but it said put the address for some free stuff so I did. It seems I have an address that's labelled payPk and one labelled ordPk. There's extra punctuation at either end of the numbers but I assumed they were jsut indicating the end of the previous number and brackets round the whole thing. Should they be included? I set the 2 addresses up with the 1stordinals site as suggested.

1FhLn8…TULv Key · twetch

He can be found on insta at @bobbydolittles

Ianisnew 2.5y

Hope this is allowed. Not sure of all the rules. It's not a spam ad. It's genuine and I have nothing to gain from it personally. A good friend of mine has started a new venture, bringing the benefits of legal cannabis to our furry friends. Made with a blend of Scottish Salmon and Extra Virgin Olive oils, @bobbydolittles Dog Oil is infused with 1000mg of Cannabidiol. Cannabidiol, or CBD, is a legal, non psychoactive cannabinoid, which can help with the general health and wellbeing of your pet. @bobbydolittles is a health supplement, not a medicine. So give Bobby a follow, do your own research, and see what he can do for your pet. 🐶 You can find him on I n s t a g r a m. (Not sure if I can say that out loud on here). #cbd #dogshealth #supplementsfordogs #cbdfordogs #rspca #dogs

1FhLn8…TULv Key · twetch

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pxl 2.5y

Bring 100 real persons to Twetch and I will give you an exotic twonk or pink egg or whatever you want.

1FhLn8…TULv Key · twetch

Hope this is allowed. Not sure of all the rules. It's not a spam ad. It's genuine and I have nothing to gain from it personally. A good friend of mine has started a new venture, bringing the benefits of legal cannabis to our furry friends. Made with a blend of Scottish Salmon and Extra Virgin Olive oils, @bobbydolittles Dog Oil is infused with 1000mg of Cannabidiol. Cannabidiol, or CBD, is a legal, non psychoactive cannabinoid, which can help with the general health and wellbeing of your pet. @bobbydolittles is a health supplement, not a medicine. So give Bobby a follow, do your own research, and see what he can do for your pet. 🐶 You can find him on I n s t a g r a m. (Not sure if I can say that out loud on here). #cbd #dogshealth #supplementsfordogs #cbdfordogs #rspca #dogs

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1FhLn8…TULv Key · twetch

Right.. OK. It is actually your's for future reference. You missed an apostrophe, but it's not a catastrophe.

1FhLn8…TULv Key · twetch

I appreciate your concern. 🙏You've lost me on this pain thing though. Facing pain is facing hurt. Hurt is pain. Pain is hurt. If something is painful, it hurts. If something hurts, it's painful. I don't really understand what this very different thing you are talking about is. Have you faced pain yourself? Are you a pussy or a cunt? Is your definition of pain unique to you and other's pain doesn't compare?

1FhLn8…TULv Key · twetch

Got hit in the head by a loft ladder and started having epileptic fits. Refused the epilepsy meds and moved to Spain with my wife to legally use weed to treat it. Left my wife, (and only source of income because of my fits) purely out of honesty because I never should have married her. Within a week I had been hit by a car while fitting, had my arm smashed backwards out of the back of my shoulder, found and taken to the hospital by the police, put in to a coma to stop the 45 minute convulsive seizure I was in and woke up 13 hours later. The Spanish doctors were going to bodge my arm together which I refused, knowing it would be a shit job. So… here is the decision. To make it clear that I was serious about being discharged without having my arm fixed, I told them I was leaving and pulled the still inflated catheter out of my dick. Is that the kind of thing you're looking for?

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1FhLn8…TULv Key · twetch

Taken Nike's lead and done a couple of "playful updates" to some national flags. I did toy with the idea of switching out the star for a swastika, and the tulip for a cartoon of Muhammed sipping a Bud Light, but I thought that might be considered offensive by some so I left them like this.

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Degen Jewelry and Pawn 2.5y

APRIL GIBAWAY: Follow this account, branch this post, and I send you $1 (active accounts only).
If you would like a chance to win $50 in Bitcoin, offer something for sale in your pinned post besides Twonks. At the end of April, I pick the Twetch entrepreneur I like the best. It's time to get serious about building an alternate economy here.

1FhLn8…TULv Key · twetch

Like Nokia phones and the guillotine. Progress marches on regardless.

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That's awesome. Thank you. 😁

1FhLn8…TULv Key · twetch

Riiiiiiight, I get you now. 22 days later perhaps, but I do get you… So, I can add a definition to a word in a dictionary, and if the definition is considered useful or appreciated, I will benefit each time someone shows their appreciation? Soooooo, if I put this poem in as a poetic angle on the meaning of the word Moon, someone could refer to it out of many definitions, to get an aggregated view from a range of sources, and maybe appreciate it as they're passing through, despite looking for something perhaps more concrete or technical?

1FhLn8…TULv Key · twetch

I still have no idea what I am supposed to do here. Fox eggs and ape lands are things I can relate to because they don't really exist, like chimney bottlers or hallucinogenic owls, but I suspect they have other deeper meanings. Possibly technical.