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1FhLn8…TULv Key · twetch

off the top of my head @272 you seem to know things and you @26850

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@461 invited me

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OK , so what is the crack with Twetch? I was originally invited on here by I cant remember the Twetch name of them, and they sent me $5 to get me started. He explained about BSV, and Twetch, and posting my poems and stuff on here, and he isnt an idiot, so I bought some and was looking at yachts and villas in the Bahamas for when this satoshi or not chap won the court case, but he didnt and I fled BSV before I lost anything, or may be I did lose some with doing things wrong and getting r@ped on fees, but very little. I only dabble with this stuff as I dont understand it. So, what is the crack with Twetch. It seems to me pretty good, with the little payments n that. Theres less argumentative types, although there are some quite deranged folk in here as well, less shit post/reposts cos it costs to post. From the miniscule amount I understnad about BSV there is noting 'wrong' with it, it sounds like it has functionality that BTC doesnt/cant have, so why no interest? OR can the twetch idea of these little payments not be switched to someting different to BSV. Ive asked a thousand questoins ant prob wont understand most of the responses, if any one even sees this. ….

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I minted some pixel foxes the day before yesterday and successfully sent one of them from my Yours wallet to my 1Sat Ordinals wallet. Presumably doing things like that will slowly grow my understanding of all this technocryptography. I have no idea. I understand I will never join the Cryptocracy.

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I wondered why it was so dead. Is it all forgotten about my who made it and it's jsut slowly fading away?

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I think age is determining factor. If I'd have been fabulously wealthy at 25 I'd be dead. If bsv made me fabulously rich last week, at 47, less than 5 people would know until I was at a secure unknown location. I would be conspicuous only by my absence. In assumed names I'd buy a weed club with a massive private rooftop terrace in the best city in every non tropical country in the world where weed is legal. I'd have loads of security as well, ex navy seals and shit, like 50 Cent or Big Don T have, so people think I'm dead famous and what not but hide behind multiple identities. Maybe claim I invented bitcoin but forgot as well.

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Oh I Do Like to be Beside the Seaside

I've heard it said illegal immigrants don't ever pay no tax.
Some say they walk around near schools intent on emptying their sacks.
Flooding in like rats escaping from a sinking ship.
It's as if it was the 40s but Churchill had gone to kip.
Paedophiles are welcomed in, rapists, thieves and beggars too.
All prepped up to claim what ends with C and starts with U.

Yes it's divide and conquer, but that don't change the facts.
On us the law's enforced, but with others it's relaxed.
People working full time jobs but still can't pay their bills.
When lives become unliveable, that's when the pressure builds.
Half a billion fuckin quid's been set out to Ukraine
While our soldiers sleep out on the street, cos all the death sent em insane.

Yet the claimants are the problem, the needy bring us down.
If it weren't for cnuts on P I P, in cash we would all drown.
I hope somewhere there's someone, maybe reading this right now.
Who's got a proper plan, to make our enemies all cow.
I'll have to leave this rhyme right here, or else I'll risk a ban.
Cos now it seems illegal to be proud of ENG-ER-LAND

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Filed under "Unsuitable for Insta" I cobbled this together yesterday.

"If you work at DWP, you'd better go in disguise
Cos if you work at DWP, you shouldn't be so surprised.
If people come to poke out your eyes,
Burn your house with you still inside.
Cos anyone who's doing that job should be murrrrdered."

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In a similar vein. What do you call a policewoman with no legs?

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/pay @461 $5 Thank you for drawing me into this baffling but rewarding Universe of Twetch. 🤸😵‍💫 I hope your trip is as you hoped it would be. 🛫💥💥🛬

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Hold on a minute….. I'm reading this again and I'm now seeing .09 BSV rather than just running my eyes over the letters and numbers, and having only seen $0.10 transactions for posts and reposts before, I thought sound, an appreciative .9 bsv from @52258 Thank you that's cool. blah blah frogs branching etc. BUT…….9 BSV isn't 10p is it? It's nearly 50 quid! 😶🙂So triple double thank you in baffled joy and amazement, cos this has been a week of more downs than ups. My football team got promoted🙌, I spent an hour on hold on the phone to be r@ped by PIP😠 (disability benefits dept for any non brits reading this), got banned from doing lives on insta because I suggested that knife wielding lunatics should be run over twice🙄, and after 2 days on my feet baking, I feel like I need my aching soles 😫soaked in asses milk or some such ancient remedy. Also, If someone can tell me what warranted me getting .9 BSV, I shall be sure to do more of whatever it was I did. Happy Whatever Day of Making Twetch Great Again it is everyone. 😎Thank you.

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A fox in a box is worth two in a stew.

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I am a gullible muppet

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I've found the retardr in my ordinals thing, does this relate to rutardr?

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I do my best whilst having no clue what is going on. I've made some pictures in my uneducated endeavours with photoshop and various online tools that do in 5 minutes what photoshop does but without requiring a degree in graphic design or 100000 hrs watching youtube videos to find out how. I will post a couple as part of my efforts to alleviate what sounds like the spluttering last coughs of Twetch.

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Can anyone see the pic?

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I've called this one Taxi Town

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The mighty Derby County have returned to the Championship. Next step the Premier league.

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branched

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Spring

Through the trees, the sun shines through
A summer breeze, a dream come true
A warmer wind to soothe the soul
And gently blow away the cold
Memories of olden days
Brought back to mind by golden rays
In this bright light we rise n shine
And we see that these days are divine

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You're on here posting every cpuple of hrs day and night about goverrnment lies, the world being run by devil worshipping satanist padeophiles. And i agree with most of it, but what have you achieved? Staying at home and howling at the sky has got you where and caused what important changes in the world? A superior attitude and referring to anyone who doesn't go along with your beliefs as a 'globetard' 'sheep' "retard" isn't an effective way of communicating a message. If you are going to do anything about the problems in the world then go and do them, no doubt many will support you. Sitting posting rants all day achieves nothing and wastes your life. I did it for a few years when I was very angry and lost. No one cares. I hope you realise this soon.

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They dont have answers. Just statements that make you a sheep if you question them. Coming from the "question everything" crowd its a little strange. I asked how thick the flat earth was and just got abuse.

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How thick is it?

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Can’t branch or like

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I bought some DOgecoin20 in a presale and as far as I can tell I am a gullible muppet. The briefest glimmer of hope to lift me from the quagmire, dashed. Thankfully only a small gamble. It was nice yesterday. That feeling of hope, excitement even, misguided as it was, was a pleasant change. Ah well. Back to making Twetch great again…..

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Day 308 of making Twetch great (again) 🐸
twet.ch/inv/1e8e5274

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🙌🙌🙌 😎😎😎

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Did I mention I smashed my Driving Theory Test this week? In 29 minutes. Did more revision than I did for my GCSEs… 😎