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Thanks mate 🙏🙏

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It has been a long time coming, but I have finally put a collection of my poems together into a book, The Good, The Bud, The Mad, The Bad, and & The Ugly.

There are 50 First Edition copies of the book, with 20 odd still available to buy. With a clothbound, gold foiled hardcover, and a separate dustjacket, each one is individually numbered, and signed by myself. They are £30 each. Please DM if you would like to know more. 🙏

£2 from each First Edition copy sold will go to the @rainbowtrustcc. The Rainbow Trust Charity supports parents, grandparents, and siblings, who have a child with a life-threatening or terminal illness, providing them practical help and support, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, through diagnosis, treatment and beyond. ❤️‍🩹 #newbook #poetry #poems #terminalillness #rainbowtrust #epilepsy #depression #recovery #life

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1FhLn8…TULv Key · twetch

Sorry I'm really new to this. Would you mind explaining what that means?

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Current Affairs

William and Harry read through the will,
to split up the kingdom between them.
But Katie went wild, cos Will fathered a child.
With a servant and she'd fucking seen em.

Up Willy got and home did he trot,
To his grandma to see if she'd kill her.
But he'd lost his head, old Lizzy was dead,
And his dad's just a baby arse filler.

Then Harry came in, with a bottle of gin
Pissed up n ready for fighting
But then Katie followed, with Will's dad's head which she'd hollowed...
...out for her to smoke a nice bit of white in. #poems #poet #poetry #princewilliam #princewilliamandkate #breakingnews

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1FhLn8…TULv Key · twetch

RAC

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Game Changers

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Bob Moran?

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The Construction of ianisnew

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Vladimir's Picnic

If you go down to Ukraine today you're sure of a big surprise
If you go down to Ukraine today you'd better go in disguise
Cos every Vlad that ever there was
was gathered there together because
Today's the day the Russians invaded the Uuuukraine!

Every Vladimir's got a gun, and some em have got nukes
Them Russians are bad, this isn't Iraq,
They're not gonna quake in their boots
And every one will fight to the end,
them Ruskie cunts are all round the bend.
They even managed to fuck off a million naaaaazis!

1FhLn8…TULv Key · twetch

Happy Monday all. I got a nice response from my recorded poem I posted, I'm gonna post some little written ones up now and again too. This is one from last year.

The Moon

The Moon, a sphere, but seen from here, it's sometimes just a phase.
We only see the part of it that's lit by the sun's rays.
It comes out when the sun is fading, then it starts to shine.
But the light we see shine from the moon is no more the moon's than mine.
It's merely a reflection, it just reflects sunlight,
And if the sun just disappeared, it would be eternal night.
The cosmos is amazing, and so far, from what we know,
Despite it being infinite, it continues to grow.

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1FhLn8…TULv Key · twetch

😎Yes I'm here, but I've no idea..

1FhLn8…TULv Key · twetch

I wrote this in response to the disgusting situation with XL Bullies. I could rant about reasons why, but I've posted this instead.