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William and Harry read through the will,
to split up the kingdom between them.
But Katie went wild, cos Will fathered a child.
With a servant and she'd fucking seen em.

Up Willy got and home did he trot,
To his grandma to see if she'd kill her.
But he'd lost his head, old Lizzy was dead,
And his dad's just a baby arse filler.

Then Harry came in, with a bottle of gin
Pissed up n ready for fighting
But then Katie followed, with Will's dad's head which she'd hollowed...
...out for her to smoke a nice bit of white in. #poems #poet #poetry #princewilliam #princewilliamandkate #breakingnews