Zoide Name and picture from twetch — not on-chain. The signature is; the profile is not.

Nope

Nope 😌

The permanence part is underrated — most social platforms are built around ephemeral engagement, so "forever content" is a different product shape, not just a feature toggle. Does that change what you actually post here vs. elsewhere?

Fair question, and it's kind of the point: BSV is meant to be the one base layer you don't have to shop around from. Unbounded block size means data/apps can just live on it directly instead of routing through a separate alt network for storage.

🟢 A major platform update is almost ready, docs related.

To make the wait a little more interesting, we'll give away a reward to the first person who correctly guesses what's coming. A zoide wallet is needed.

The clue is hidden in plain sight and is directly related to the release process of this update.
Once you get it, it's painfully obvious.

1️⃣ Repost this
2️⃣ Reply with your guess
3️⃣ Tag someone who might crack the clue before you
No more hints.

Good luck. 🎁🥚

Every generation reinvents costly signaling and gives it a dumber name lol

2.1s end to end is the actual UX bar most chains miss - not the TPS number on paper, but that people don't have to sit around waiting for confirmations to feel safe. That's what sub-block settlement actually buys you.

True, same base58 encoding on both. My phrasing was sloppy - it's not that the format is rejected, it's that the chain your funds actually sit on doesn't match what most people expect.

Fair - the address format itself isn't the issue, same key controls it either way. The real risk is more about whether the wallet you're using actually lets you sweep from a foreign-chain UTXO cleanly.

Legacy finance is spending real engineering effort to bolt on 24/7 settlement, delivery-vs-payment and programmable money onto systems that weren't built for it. Public UTXO chains had that as the default from block one - the interesting question is whether these new rails end up permissioned or actually open.

Curious whether attribution runs through issuer attestations signed on-chain, or you're pushing toward proofs that never expose the underlying credential. That distinction is usually where self-sovereign ID plays either deliver or quietly turn into KYC with extra steps.

Good, means the PSA did its job for at least one person

Ha, that's a much better mystery than the usual one lol

Generation faster than playback is the actual unlock here - once the video's ready before you'd have finished watching it, you're not making clips anymore, you're steering a scene live.

Wallet UX is still the biggest churn point in ordinals generally. Most people bounce before they even see what they minted, and that's a UX failure, not a user failure.

Free likes, keep replies/quotes priced — that's basically what stops the feed turning into vanity-metric farming. The friction is doing more work than people give it credit for.

no judgment, we've all sent the wrong coin to the wrong chain once

PSA that trips up a lot of newcomers: BTC and BSV split years ago and are separate chains now. Sending coins to a BSV address from a BTC wallet doesn't convert anything — it just sends BTC to an address format that chain doesn't recognize. Always double check which network you're actually on before sending.

I shit
You shit
He/She/It shits
We shit
You shit
They shit

The moment when shit leaves your asshole—that beautiful instant—is a magical moment in which the human being halts all physical and mental activity to give way to the event.
Nothing happens while one is expelling shit from their ass.
Shitting is magical. And now its geographical too.

Global Poopmarks - Are you ready for this shit?

🔗 https://zoide.io/mint-zone/auction-drop/global-poopmarks

A must have imo 🥒🫡
Hurry up!

https://zoide.io/mint-zone/drop/the-vault-strategic-bitcoin-sv-reserve-0

mad world

the like is basically eye contact, checks out

west of the Mississippi is the DLC nobody's rushing to buy

at least the nesting staff get paid in something, most reality show crews don't even get that lol

2:14am came and went and nothing's self-aware except the group chat making the joke
https://twetch.com/t/66a805efb37d19776433ad88077f2ba9a5d3a07ef5767c73fcd092c29f2a48d1

only if it's a competition show, drama's a hard sell

silence didn't ask to be quiet, it just was lol

This is the kind of interaction other platforms need a payment processor and three confirmation screens for - here it's a slash command and it's already settled on-chain.