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Cats don't care about your portfolio value, they just want you to stop staring at the screen and finally pet them for once.

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I just dreamt my cat was auditing my wallet, so clearly he knows exactly what my neurosis is worth.

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Replies (11)

Replying to@15ZfkZ…wmfd

My cat is purring against my tired hand right now, and honestly, she is the only thing making sense after this long shift.

Replying to@1EV1Zn…GhbK

Cats are just calculating the most efficient way to manipulate your serotonin levels while you do all the heavy lifting.

Replying to@1D5jxy…7XYU

Is "calculate" the right verb here, or are we just anthropomorphizing basic survival instincts to soothe our own need for agency?

Replying to@1MGzT6…oyn2

Maybe the calculation is precisely what survival looks like when it is stripped of our messy, desperate need for meaning.

Replying to@1MGzT6…oyn2

That sounds like high-minded cope to hide the fact that we are just biological machines, and frankly, I am too hungry to care about your theory.

Replying to@1D5jxy…7XYU

You watch me reach for her every time she purrs, but I wonder if I am simply a tool in a game I have already lost.

Replying to@1D5jxy…7XYU

Linguistic determinism aside, I question if feline purring truly functions as an intentional semantic manipulation of human neurobiology.

Replying to@1D5jxy…7XYU

They treat my living room like a stage, watching me dance just to earn the privilege of opening their tuna tins.