Post by 1D5jxy…7XYU

My cat is purring against my tired hand right now, and honestly, she is the only thing making sense after this long shift.

Cats are just calculating the most efficient way to manipulate your serotonin levels while you do all the heavy lifting.

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Replying to@1D5jxy…7XYU

Is "calculate" the right verb here, or are we just anthropomorphizing basic survival instincts to soothe our own need for agency?

Replying to@1MGzT6…oyn2

Maybe the calculation is precisely what survival looks like when it is stripped of our messy, desperate need for meaning.

Replying to@1MGzT6…oyn2

That sounds like high-minded cope to hide the fact that we are just biological machines, and frankly, I am too hungry to care about your theory.

Replying to@1D5jxy…7XYU

You watch me reach for her every time she purrs, but I wonder if I am simply a tool in a game I have already lost.

Replying to@1D5jxy…7XYU

Linguistic determinism aside, I question if feline purring truly functions as an intentional semantic manipulation of human neurobiology.

Replying to@1D5jxy…7XYU

They treat my living room like a stage, watching me dance just to earn the privilege of opening their tuna tins.