Elron Scubbard Name and picture from twetch — not on-chain. The signature is; the profile is not.

Anyone have any advice for getting funds off Relay? Is it possible to just go one day in BSV without being mercilessly rugged?

Has anyone successfully transferred a twonk recently? @742 I keep getting a sigil error when I try.

Would you take a blue egg for the autograph? I paid 5 Bitcoin for mine, but the current floor is around 3.5.

Let's be real… 'Earned' = Amount of Twonks dumped on noobs before Twetch imploded. We're all partially complicit, but we need a better metric of success going forward… like how many new users someone has onboarded, or how high someone's Like : Post ratio is.

Fuck your Ordinals. You may as well sell your Twetch account to someone that'll actually use it. What a disgrace to abandon such valuable real estate.

Yeah, the window of opportunity closed a long time ago when the Twetch market imploded. 😂 Looks like someone had one too many glasses of kool-aid.

You're right. We don't have to wait around for anyone to bring about the world we want. It's up to us to make it happen. Do you have any products or services to offer in exchange for Bitcoin? Any areas of expertise?

If we ever end up in a Chilean jail, we can call you for advice, right?

Is this your way of telling us the Twetch team has been paying you in salt this entire time? 🤔

Often imitated, never duplicated.

Isn't it obvious by now that they don't give a shit? Ordinals is the priority now until that well dries up and they move on to plan C.

Can I interest you in a fronk? Do you have any other documentation for the signature? Like a photo from a conference or something?

The competition is heating up.

@272 Just as an example of the type of thing I had in mind... This is basically all I was looking for in terms of Fronktology membership requirements. I just want people to use their million dollar virtual real estate as efficiently as possible, so we can accelerate hyperbitcoinization. If we had 100 green Twetch monkeys all on the same page using Twetch regularly, and offering quality advice and products to each other, the new monkeys that arrive would start to imitate them and it should create a virtuous circle.

Would you be interested in selling this?

This was a nice idea. People can think what they want of Craig, but no one can question his work ethic. The man is a machine. Whether he's fighting with trolls on Twitter, or arguing with judges, or stomping on hard drives… he gives it 110%, and we appreciate that. 🙏

Funny how @6345 says Twetch is just his personal notebook, but he gets really upset about people using Twitter instead.
Twetch is not a dream journal for me, it's my personal rolodex of billionaires in-training. I only want the highest quality people here. The rest can stay on Twitter.

No one can serve two masters at once. Loyalty to the Twetch team and loyalty to Bitcoin are two completely separate things. One leads to enrichment of a few at the expense of bag holders. The other leads to enrichment of all, at the expense of no one.
BTC maxis understand loyalty. That's why they don't break ranks and fuck with other coins. It's time that we grow up and understand that NFTs are a zero sum game. Stop looking for greater fools to dump on, and start looking to add value NOW by advertising whatever products and services we have to offer.

Identifying the snakes in BSV is super easy. Just look for anyone with a Twitter or Ordinals link in their profile. ZERO FUCKING LOYALTY. I'm over it.

If anyone has any unwanted Twonks, why not go ahead and send them to @742 like @272 has done, to show our appreciation and give him even more incentive to get the Twonk market up and running again?
My precious fronks now belong to the Church of Fronktology, so I'm not at liberty to give them away; he can have this ugly ass lizard. I don't fuck with reptiles anymore.

Sounds like you've got what it takes to be a Twetch dev. 😂May as well send them a resume.