Post by Elron Scubbard

I hereby bequeath this jewel to the Church of Fronktology. 12 carat pink tourmaline, 18K gold, platinum reflector, 10 platinum screws, and 176 diamonds. All handmade from scratch by the greatest living jeweler alive and the only jeweler ever named Master Craftsman by Tiffany & Co.
It will be given to a Church member at some point in the future when I have found someone worthy enough to carry on my legacy.
@6345 would like to continue to stay poor and whine about things outside of his control, but for the rest of you losers, I hope you'll consider joining the Church soon, and repenting from your wicked ways of using Twitter and small block Bitcoin.