Elron Scubbard Name and picture from twetch — not on-chain. The signature is; the profile is not.

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1PARbY…Hm7Y Key · twetch

We learned a valuable lesson at least... never trust reptiles dressed like frogs. They're easy to spot, because they're addicted to Twitter and can't stop pumping shitcoins and jpegs.

1PARbY…Hm7Y Key · twetch

If you're out there Gary, come to Twetch and I'll give you a complimentary fronk while supplies last.

1PARbY…Hm7Y Key · twetch

Manipulative people manipulate. Quality women have less of a need to do that. In any case, real Gastons have no need to say things to devalue women to get what they want. That's absolutely terrible advice.

1PARbY…Hm7Y Key · twetch

Negging may be required for guys that have to read books about picking up women, but it certainly isn't a universal truth. Women don't give shit tests to Gaston. They give them to the guys they're unsure about. The guys that write pick up artist books are not Gaston and never will be.

1PARbY…Hm7Y Key · twetch

That's the spirit. Maybe the CEO wants it? 🤣

1PARbY…Hm7Y Key · twetch

Don't worry. Your money's in a better place now… invested into building NFT trading infrastructure for our retarded cousins in BTC land. Just think of it like a 'Make a Wish' donation.

1PARbY…Hm7Y Key · twetch

Two wrongs don't make a right. Twetch fucked us. We're better than that. It's not reasonable to expect a newbie to know that the vaxx is rekt. We should be trying to help each other, not exploit each other. Bad karma.

1PARbY…Hm7Y Key · twetch

First of all, thanks for responding. My name is also Chris by the way, so I guess we have that in common. You're one of the few Twetchers that has a straightforward name and sticks with it, so I appreciate that, because it helps me remember who I'm talking to.
Just to summarize... it sounds like you would spend your last penny to tell us that Twetch is rekt and we're too early. That certainly may be true, but I think we're over-complicating things a bit. I don't know if you were around in 2016, but there was a platform called Open Bazaar, which was basically a P2P marketplace. I could buy all kinds of things from other Bitcoiners, and buyers could even choose from a list of escrow mediators before purchasing an item, in case there was a dispute. I guess I stopped using the platform around 2017, even though it existed until 2021 I think.
My point is, if such a marketplace could exist 8 years ago, I don't see why we shouldn't be able to recreate something comparable on Twetch, provided they can get the wallet syncing worked out.

I can tell you have a lot more technical knowledge than I have... so why not advertise that right up front in your bio or pinned post? I'm not saying everyone should reveal their exact location or entire life story, but what's the downside to listing what we have to offer the community? Do you have any hobbies or collections? Anything for sale? Important articles, books or videos that other Bitcoiners should watch? I also noticed your Twitter link doesn't appear to be active... which is a good thing, but maybe you could remove that from your bio so we aren't redirecting people to enemy territory? I don't want any of our identities or ability to connect dependent on Twetch servers, but the solution isn't to wait around for 10 years for Harry to figure out how to scale this thing. We can put the important info right at the top of our profiles, so that people have alternate methods of reaching each other when Twetch is rekt.

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1PARbY…Hm7Y Key · twetch

Listen up frens. I've had a lot of time to think about the whole situation with Twetch. I don't know if this shit is intentionally sabotaged or if the Twetch team are just that retarded, but either way, it's not great. The CEO hasn't posted in weeks, and hasn't replied to anyone in almost a year. That pretty much tells you everything you need to know about what he thinks of us clowns. It's his loss though, because this place is still infinitely better than Twitter, even when it barely works.
I've got something cooking that should get this place back on track; but in the meantime—while we wait in Twetch purgatory—I'd like everyone to think about what they would post if they only had one penny left and there was no market for flipping jpegs. What do you want the community to know about you? What skills do you have to offer? Do you have any products or services to sell? What would you like to see others selling? What kind of content do you want to see more of on here? Which Twetchers do you think are adding the most value to the community and why? What are the most important articles, books, or youtube vids that you think every Bitcoiner should be familiar with? I'd like to create a template for what the ideal profile and pinned post should look like, so that we can provide more value to each other, and new users can get their bearings more easily.

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1PARbY…Hm7Y Key · twetch

Congratulations on scamming some newbie that now owns a perfectly useless vaccine that doesn't work. How is that good for the community? This is the problem with having shitty leadership.

1PARbY…Hm7Y Key · twetch
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Elron Scubbard 2.8y

In honor of this historic pump that we witnessed today, I hereby inaugurate the first and only Church of Fronktology, based on the principles of Nature and built on Bitcoin. Membership requirements to be announced soon. If you are not capable of affording a fronk, one may be provided for you under certain circumstances. There will be no free rides. There will be no wasted time. We will not be stopped until every lizard is declawed, defanged, and demoralized… and every fronk claims their rightful place in the hierarchy. God speed.

1PARbY…Hm7Y Key · twetch

Fool us once, shame on them. Fool us 218 times… 🤦‍♂️

1PARbY…Hm7Y Key · twetch

Wouldn't it be better to use whatever finite resources we have to bribe people one by one to behave like model Bitcoin citizens? That means rewarding specific behaviors and establishing concrete steps people can take to increase the value they bring to the community.

1PARbY…Hm7Y Key · twetch

Confidence is good, but I would dispute that negging is a great method for picking up quality women. On the flip side, there are also plenty of quality guys that don't care about breast size.

1PARbY…Hm7Y Key · twetch

Why not just walk on some hot coals if demonstrating pain is the goal? Wouldn't it be better to show that we're actually having a good time and enjoying ourselves?

1PARbY…Hm7Y Key · twetch

So nice of Twetch to allow me access to about half of my wallet balance. Better make the most of it while we can, folks. Quality over quantity is the name of the game.

1PARbY…Hm7Y Key · twetch

Naturally, St. Rod of Illinois is the patron saint of the Church of Fronktology. 'We've got these fronks and they're fuckin' golden. We ain't just givin' them up for anything.'

1PARbY…Hm7Y Key · twetch

Any similarities between the Church of Fronktology and the Church of Scientology are purely coincidental… so please don't sue me.

1PARbY…Hm7Y Key · twetch

In honor of this historic pump that we witnessed today, I hereby inaugurate the first and only Church of Fronktology, based on the principles of Nature and built on Bitcoin. Membership requirements to be announced soon. If you are not capable of affording a fronk, one may be provided for you under certain circumstances. There will be no free rides. There will be no wasted time. We will not be stopped until every lizard is declawed, defanged, and demoralized… and every fronk claims their rightful place in the hierarchy. God speed.

1PARbY…Hm7Y Key · twetch

My how the tables have turned. When the Twetch team inevitably crawls back begging for forgiveness, I will instruct my secretary to block their calls.

1PARbY…Hm7Y Key · twetch

You have any luck talking to other black dudes about Bitcoin? How'd you find out about Twetch anyway? We could use more people focused on stacking dough around here. You got a great user number, but it'll be worth more if we can bring more people in. You got any ideas on how to do that?

1PARbY…Hm7Y Key · twetch

I'm not trying to single you out, but this is an example of bad optics, because it looks like a going out of business sale. Yes, Twetch fucked us, but dumping Twonks is not the answer unless you're desperate for money. Much better to offer those twonks as rewards for new or existing users who can provide value to you and the community in specific ways. We provide value by learning about each other's strengths and weaknesses, and offering our goods, services and knowledge for sale. For instance, I would love to see a pinned post about your metalworking skills and if you have any cool stuff for sale. I would love to learn more about the various machines and tools you have and what they are used for. Anyone that can make a muzzle break from scratch, is a badass in my book, so please don't take any of this the wrong way. /pay @40753 $5 for taking my advice into consideration.

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1PARbY…Hm7Y Key · twetch

This is incoherent heresy. We're here to create a laser, not a light bulb. One coin to rule them all.

1PARbY…Hm7Y Key · twetch

I wrote 'Knowledge is Power' in tiny print under my bedroom window sill when I was about 10 years old. I guess it seemed like an idea worth holding onto. I hadn't thought of the incident in decades until just this morning, when I independently came to the same conclusion... that knowledge is not power, but more like potential energy. Knowledge must be organized and focused like a laser beam if you want to leave a mark on this world.

1PARbY…Hm7Y Key · twetch

Let it be known.

1PARbY…Hm7Y Key · twetch

Why would you vote for a quitter that got liposuction, when you could vote for a fellow Bitcoiner that has balls bigger than Bianca's titties? Is Kanye going to pump your bags? …Fuck no. Don't throw away your vote.

This election, every Twetch user better be voting for the Green party candidate 🐸 or they're going to be on my shitlist. Stay tuned. Primary candidates will be announced soon.

1PARbY…Hm7Y Key · twetch

Onboard to BSV? My dude, I've been in Bitcoin since you were probably in diapers. I didn't onboard to BSV. I received BCH and BSV from the forks and I haven't fucked with BTC since the peak in 2017. I've lost about $200K following Craig down this rabbit hole; but I wouldn't have it any other way. Where we're going, we won't have a need for fiat. Twetch is not a successful cult yet, because it was built on a flimsy foundation, and the leaders were too chicken shit to admit that until recently. That's ok though, because we already have everything we need for world domination right here. It's simply about aligning incentives and increasing the signal to noise ratio. 99% of the posts here are noise, but that is going to change soon. I hope you will help be part of the solution. As soon as we all get on the same page, the better. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2765PgtHkVk

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