Post by Elron Scubbard

In honor of this historic pump that we witnessed today, I hereby inaugurate the first and only Church of Fronktology, based on the principles of Nature and built on Bitcoin. Membership requirements to be announced soon. If you are not capable of affording a fronk, one may be provided for you under certain circumstances. There will be no free rides. There will be no wasted time. We will not be stopped until every lizard is declawed, defanged, and demoralized… and every fronk claims their rightful place in the hierarchy. God speed.