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coronavirus might kill me and my last 6 brain cells but you best believe i’m buying thousands of dollars worth of stock right now so CLINK CLINK to my beneficiaries

rats will be the sole survivors of this planet and i can’t wait to watch

$0.69 balance. twetch rich

today is the day i go absolutely apeshit on twetch in my unrelenting quest to earn 25 cents

brie cheese makes cool blue gatorade taste exactly like cheap liquor which is precisely what i deserve for pairing gatorade with brie

unfortunately the time has come for a 3-part docuseries exposing the concentration camps chikfila sends their employees to to make them the nicest fucking people alive

bruno mars really had no choice but to uptown funk us up didn’t he

whole milk is straight up luxurious

it’s ok randy, the leave me alone rule doesn’t apply to the first 3 twetch users

wake up sheeple it’s twetchin time