BSV Undertaker ⚰ Name and picture from twetch — not on-chain. The signature is; the profile is not.

There's an old legend that says when you talk too much about a dead man, it increases the chance that he'll rise again.

BSV is dead. I was at the funeral. Max Keiser delivered the eulogy.

But the core kids won't let that dead man rest in peace.

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Current BSV price: $274.96

The only thing worse than investing in a fraud coin is getting outshined by a fraud coin.

These folks better hope BSV doesn't rise from the grave.

"Noooooo, Mister Simmons. Your men are already dead."

After BSV dies, who will go down in history as the best @17294 guest of all time?

/poll [Daniel Krawisz,Elon Moist,Joshua Henslee,David Mullen-Muhr,Jack C. Liu]

Dan "the iron hand" Held literally just put the entire BSV community in a body bag.

You've all been blocked.

Instantly.

But don't worry.

It's not a big block.

Just a tiny block.

With high fees.

Because this is how blocks are done.

The eye that speaketh wisdom.

BSV died on December 9th, 2019.

I was there when Prince Pierre delivered the eulogy.

Welcome to the graveyard.

If you're looking for BSV, it's buried over here.

How will BSV die?
/poll [Charlie Lee drop kick,Max Keiser 51% attack,AOC seizes Satoshi coins,Trolls make fun of Calvin]

BSV done been dead.

Funeral was last week.

BCH already won back during the hash war.

It's ALL OVER!!!

When will Charlie Lee put the death tap on BSV?

Yeezy, where's my love on this post?

Which one is the new 18 months?
/poll [BSV will die,BSV will be 51% attacked ,Craig will move coins ,Craig wins a court case,]

@30376

"BSV will die" is the new 18 months.

Here's the real question:

If BSV is in the Top 20 two years from now, will they say "I was wrong" or will they just redefine what it means to be "dead" no matter what?

Max be like...

Let's destroy this stupid chain.

I've had enough.

This is bad for crypto.

It's a scam.

I can 51% attack this thing in my sleep.

They're lucky that I'm too busy tweeting about it though.

If I only had the time.

Haha 😅

If only...

Jimmy 007 delivers a flying drop kick to the BSV gang.

According to Slim Jim, 2021 is not just the year of the ox. It's the year where the Craig and BSV show will come to an end.

Mark your calendars, folks.

Because if he's wrong, I'm going to laugh.

BSV strikes back!

[The crowd goes wild]

@1479 comes out of nowhere with an AMAZING Lopp drop!

I've said it once and I'll say it twice:

The BSV boys ain't here to play mister nice!

Y'all not about to trick Primal Medicine with all this "It's about the tech, not the people" talk.

BSV can go to a million dollars and my man will be like "Nope, nope, I'm not using anything that Craig Wright uses. Not even bathrooms."

Hands of steel.

After seeing this, I almost sold my BSV, but I needed a few sats to put this on-chain.

Luke, if BSV goes to hell, your prediction will stand as a monument of wisdom for all generations.

Oh wait...but that would mean this twetch gets destroyed too, right?

Let me explain the affinity scam.

You got guys like @292 running around saying "Oh, BSV is FUN!"

Next thing you know...while you having "fun," yo lady left you because she tired of you talking about BSV all the time.

You got scammed out of her affinity.

TFW the girl you're trying holler at is like "I don't want a boyfriend right now, but I SWEAR you would be the one if did."

Haha! Get 'em, Marc!

I don’t even know why I'm on this stupid site!

They've ALREADY failed.

Ain't nobody got time for @852.

It's a total disaster.

Congratulations @4, you just got clowned by the Marvelous DeMesel.

Branch this so I can get paid.

Kicking things off with this BSV body slam from Erik Voorhees.

And DOWN goes BSV with a nasty bunch to the gut by King Cobra!!!

[Crowd boos]

I'm telling ya, folks...nobody...and I mean NOBODY knows how to bite a blockchain like the Cobra.

You can hear the BSV fans hissing, but this Cobra guy is NOT going away.