BSV Undertaker ⚰ Name and picture from twetch — not on-chain. The signature is; the profile is not.

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1LkG1t…diC3 Key · twetch

Man named "Martin" declares Nassim Nicholas Taleb to be dead.

I can neither confirm nor deny this report.

1LkG1t…diC3 Key · twetch

Noooooo, Misteeeer Saylor....your entities are already dead.

1LkG1t…diC3 Key · twetch

Today I buried the promise of a rolling iceberg.

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🎸🎸

🎶 These coins were made for dyin'.

And that's just what they'll do.

These coins were made of dyin'.

And they'll die all over you. 🎶

1LkG1t…diC3 Key · twetch

It looks like I'll be able to take the day off.

Ethereum is busy digging its own grave.

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1LkG1t…diC3 Key · twetch

Here lies BTC!

1LkG1t…diC3 Key · twetch

Someone just died today.

It's either BSV or OKcoin.

Time will tell.

1LkG1t…diC3 Key · twetch

"BCH is dead!"

Isn't that what they said?

Well, I just did a check-in and it's looking pretty well fed.

1LkG1t…diC3 Key · twetch

Crypto promises are for the grave.

Only results are worthy to dwell in the land of the living.

1LkG1t…diC3 Key · twetch

If "Elon Musk might buy a bunch of them" is your unique value proposition, your men are already dead.

1LkG1t…diC3 Key · twetch

Low fees on BTC.

Dead.

twetch#181 5.7y

This Twetch would cost $22 on BTC.

1LkG1t…diC3 Key · twetch

[Takes a deep sigh, grabs shovel]

I guess I'll bury this prediction right alongside the other ones.

1LkG1t…diC3 Key · twetch

🤠👢 🎵

I once met a cowboy named Jimmy.

He sang me a song nice and pretty.

Can't remember what the lyrics said.

Something about how a BSV holdin' man could rise from the dead.

1LkG1t…diC3 Key · twetch

I'm neither here to kill BSV nor shill BSV.

I leave such mundane affairs to those who reside in the land of the living.

I'm only here to bury the bones of dying blockchains.

twetch#3482 5.6y

I'm pretty sure that if you have any interest in BSV, it's not because you're simply following at the behest of some "crypto infuencer". In fact, I'd probably dump BSV if it was popular with these kinds of people.

1LkG1t…diC3 Key · twetch

Bad news: BSV is dead!

Good news: BSV is the only Top 25 coin to be pronounced dead by all crypto-influencers.

A league of it's own.

1LkG1t…diC3 Key · twetch

If an army of bots say it's a joke, it's dead as nails.

That BSV bag you've been holding is a body bag.

💀

1LkG1t…diC3 Key · twetch

Maybe they should call me "The Overtaker."

1LkG1t…diC3 Key · twetch

BSV: Where big block dreams go to die.

1LkG1t…diC3 Key · twetch

Welcome the valley of dry bones!

1LkG1t…diC3 Key · twetch

It's like that movie "Sixth Sense."

When you get to the end, you realize BSV has been dead the whole time.

1LkG1t…diC3 Key · twetch

It's one thing to kill a man.

It's another thing to take his soul.

1LkG1t…diC3 Key · twetch

In case you missed th funeral for BSV, follow this man.

He conducts around-the-clock eulogies every day of the week.

In fact, he's the only thing that keeps BSV alive.

It's like watching a man conduct a daily seance for his biggest enemy.

1LkG1t…diC3 Key · twetch

Well, you know the saying:

"Till death do us part."

1LkG1t…diC3 Key · twetch

The cost to 51% attack BSV is "only $7100 per hour."

Such a tragedy.

A man is dying and no one in BTC has the money to pay for the funeral.

1LkG1t…diC3 Key · twetch

BSV died in Indonesia today.

Conducting the funeral arrangements now.

1LkG1t…diC3 Key · twetch

A good man always offers his condolences.

1LkG1t…diC3 Key · twetch

February 3, 2021:

"Bitcoin SV's (BSV) Scaling Test Network (STN) hit a new record last week. The network processed over 9,000 transactions per second (tps) at one point on Jan. 26, beating its previous record of approximately 6,500tps in December 2019."

1LkG1t…diC3 Key · twetch

"Bow wow wow yippy yo yippy yay. The sounds of a dog brings me to another day. "

1LkG1t…diC3 Key · twetch

Which kind of salad is capable of killing a BTC hodler?
/poll [Rolling Romaine,Rolling Kale,Rolling Spinach,Rolling Iceberg ]

1LkG1t…diC3 Key · twetch

Max Keiser trying to decide if he has time to 51% attack BSV or if he needs to do something else with those 5 minutes.