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So, good news is I'm a hero since I have had no human contact for months, bad news is im hungry because the dumpsters are empty and the humans are all gone! WHYYYY!!???!?!?

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twetch#1665 6.5y

branch this post 1000 times and a tree shall appear

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Replying to@1ANaz4…uCHB

Aaah my good friend, Bender, the robit! Thank you kindly! Time to get twetchy!

1L2U4E…C6Dw Key · twetch

I don't see what all the fuss is about, I kill dozens of corona with lime.

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Excuse me while I molt on your rug....whaaat!??! It's totally natural!! I encourage you to slip out of your shell as well....we could sideways all twetchy day if we start now!!

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Replying to@148sxa…cGeq

Never fear! Zoidberg is here! Extra strength fast acting formula goes straight to the source of the problem and surgically removes it. this patient has already removed the brain, but there are still some useful organs to save for a snack later.

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Replying to@1FLqmp…G5Mc

And your old friend Zoidberg was there too! There was laughing and molting, and dumpsters and machettes, and guns...aah memories...wait...who are you?

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Replying to@1P6FtB…Kd9i

That's right...its me! $ZOIDBERG! Perhaps some more coin could be given prior to the followings as I am still a very poor crab. WoOooP woop woop woop woop!

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twetch#200 6.6y
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Replying to@148sxa…cGeq

good morning mr satan, I've been following your work for some time now, i find it fascinating what you've done to instill paralyzing terror, but you need a Doctor on staff to run the tests that verify illness. Perhaps Zoidberg can be of assistance?

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Hey hey hey, what's this? Looks like maybe I'll be eating from dumpsters in the nice part of town from now on if this outpouring of goodwill from my fellow twetchers keeps up! Shiny new flip flops perhaps also in my future? maybe?

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Replying to@1sNJWU…Qwas

The smug words of amphibious creatures are no match for my sensational crustational comrades! we will walk our flip flops through the sands of time and sip on the pond water your kind calls home! or we might just order out if we are feeling lazy that day!

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I don't always eat from a dumpster, but when I do it's the perfect night out. WHOOOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP!