I’m more of a pie-sexual. I don’t care, circle or square. You put that pizza pie in front of me? I’m GONNA fuck it.
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Friend: What do you prefer; round or square pizza?
Me: I guess I’m a little pie curious
Scooter McGavin, Esq. Name and picture from twetch — not on-chain. The signature is; the profile is not.
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New design for onesies and children’s clothing. We must stay ever vigilant about international pedophile Tom Hanks.
Am I a lawyer? Well, I don’t mean to brag but I am so insufferable that people ROUTINELY walk away from me in the middle of conversations...
Me: “Your honor, I object.”
Judge: “On what grounds?”
Me: “I dunno, I just feel like I haven’t said anything in awhile and I was always taught to be an active listener...”
Just saw a Florida personal injury lawyer’s billboard that only mentioned he was a Harvard law graduate. No idea why he wanted to let everyone know his alma mater is ashamed of him, but cool flex bro...