Auxityne Name and picture from twetch — not on-chain. The signature is; the profile is not.

This site must be super trendy, even Satan has an account.

Is there an official word for people that use Twetch? Twetchers? Twetchlets? TWETCHLINGS?

Yes, thank you. Everyone's talking about crypto and I'm just over here like [nodding along with a smile]

I got followed by the literal letter A so I think I'm now in control of the alphabet.

I should not have that much power.

I mean, the site looks really slick and all. Already getting lots of interactions. Money Button is blowing my inbox the fuck up with literally anything that happens. Motherfucker breathes wrong and it's like "OH GOD. SEND AN EMAIL."

That sounds WAY cooler, like I'm chiseling my useless memes into stone.

There's a leaderboard?

I'm already on it. Oh god. Not sure if this is a good or bad sign.

The founding fathers guaranteed my right to pay for pussy with exotic forms of currency like blood toxicology reports. I think. I'd be besmirching their memories NOT to.

Now I'm just imagining using my dental records to pay a prostitute in five years.

I know that, I'm making jokes.

Huh.

So I'm going to fill the blockchain with HIGHLY SECURE SHITPOSTS, nice.

I have basic knowledge. I mean, I know what bitcoin and stuff is. I assume BSV is roughly similar, I just don't know the finer details.

Gonna be totally up front here: no idea what BSV even is.

It just sounds odd rolling off the tongue, I think.

T w e t c h

I'm honestly just trying this out because I'm fucking sick of Twitter's bullshit. They nuked my account and I have no idea why. No communication. Only a foot to the crotch.

Literally just writing fanfiction as a hobby, interacting with my audience, and suddenly Twitter's like "thou hast yee'd thy last haw".

So, look, if you're gonna follow me looking for HIGH-LEVEL CRYPTO KNOWLEDGE, uh... don't.

I like games and writing and I'm a weeb. You're in the wrong neighborhood for cutting-edge blockchain commentary.

Like it's a combination of tweet and retch... which, given how Twitter works lately, isn't far off, I guess...

"Twetch" sounds really weird, not gonna lie.