I told a woman that she painted her eyebrows on too high. She looked surprised.
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Everything is a smoke machine if you use it wrong enough.
I can’t remember the last time I smelled Chloroform.
I'm seriously contemplating remarrying my ex wife but I'm scared she will realize that I'm just after my money.
When I saw my sister crying, I asked, "Are you having a crisis?"
Most people are shocked when they find out how incompetent I am as an electrician.
Did you know that if you hold your ear up to a stranger’s leg, you can actually hear them say : “What the hell are you doing?”
what do gay horses eat? hayyyyyy
My wife wanted me to whisper dirty things to her.
".........dishes..."
How do you kill a circus? You go for the juggler.
Dwarfs and midgets have very little in common.
Dwarfs and midgets have very little in common.
Dwarfs and midgets have very little in common.
Somebody stole my flash light
Im not annoyed, just delighted.
What has 4 letters, sometimes 9 letters but never has 5 letters.
15 minutes a day can teach you a language. What can 15 minutes of social media do?
Take your best shot @Duolingo
The greatest trick Craig ever pulled was convincing the world he wasn't Satoshi.
We are all Craig S. Wright except for Satoshi Nakamoto.
Cancellation of a previous request for block will also cancel the affect on the blocked user's future earnings and costs by resetting to the original condition before the blocking.
Twetch suggestion: add an option to block from general feed. Each block will cost 1$. Each block will cause the blocked user to earn 1% less on future likes, branches and comments for his posts. And/or cost him 1% more to post, branch and comment.