Trojan Dorsey Name and picture from twetch — not on-chain. The signature is; the profile is not.

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1HjXrr…5MYr Key · twetch

Pump it
Pampered machine
Reflecting on the infinite use case
In the mind of Derp
Creative force
If it moves mountains
It can resurrect Greg's career
Satishu infinity
1 BSV = $1,000,000
Life extension, youth enhancements
Zillow gone wild
For the tadr faithful
Praise Derp

1HjXrr…5MYr Key · twetch

Gm. Hypertard activated.

1HjXrr…5MYr Key · twetch

Firebird
Engine
Red
Phil Wilson is Satoshi

Retadr
Does it matter?
Pump price
Very nice

Moon Boi blinking
Paid overthinking
Urban blight
Funk dat shite

Red wave
Misbehave
Launch token
Core broken

Praise Derp
'Til it hurts
Derp d derp
Usurp

The mega million
Derp tard commune
Build the Bitcoin monastery
Hyperlink hawk

Tens of thousands
Of Billions
TPS unlimited
Do like Derp did

1HjXrr…5MYr Key · twetch

I pitched a "Starbucks" variation of Twetch to Mr. Wuckert but since I don't know how to code it didn't get much traction.

1HjXrr…5MYr Key · twetch

The solution to that is to require all legislation be sent back to the people for approval b4 it becomes law.

1HjXrr…5MYr Key · twetch

Banning lobbying is a good starting point. You can't have representation if your elected official can be bribed on the steps of the legislature.

1HjXrr…5MYr Key · twetch

Enterprise grade
Future proof
Dissappeared images
Good morning

Request denies
UX nonexistent
Bored to death
Transaction generator

Implied vibe
Rekt inside
Taking hides
Slip of the tongue…

Praise Derp only
For destroyed financial experiences
Learn to have fun
Poor Frogs

Take ur time in poverty
Gratification cometh
To the 1 MILLION $
We rise

Gandolf Craig
Phoenix returns
Riding a Pegasus
Of microtransaction

Only fear ye rot
The cosmic dot
Withdrawal not
TARDSV accumulation phases

Rectify in God's eye
Twinkling nye
At hyper tard collector
Activate derp energy

Derp derp d derp
Chisel the monument
Newest meme community
Mars!

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1HjXrr…5MYr Key · twetch
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MBabble 2.5y

Hypertard activated
Derp Derp de Derp

1HjXrr…5MYr Key · twetch

Derp noise
The paragon of perpetuity
Perplexing solution
Teranode m'fer

The relaxed
Maniacal mid wits
Treading on it softly
Whispers thinned

Prune the images
Old man's toes
Branched in solitude
Roots BSweewee

Fluid mechanics
Floppy disc fever
The BSVer
Hypertard activated

The Wenches quench
A Beavis drenched
Liars prognosis
Is Normie translation…

Derp's fire
Seventh level
1 million TPS
For 17 hodlers

Limited benefactor
Crispy cream feeling
Craig's dream of Hector
Drink the moon nectar

A Hive on Saturn
Dark side conquered
All chain reactors
Return to Derp

1 BSV = $1,000,000
Praise

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1HjXrr…5MYr Key · twetch

The rise of cregcoin cannot be stopped. Praise Derp Phoenix moon cometh

1HjXrr…5MYr Key · twetch

gm 😊 praise derp twetchistan. We rise today

MBabble 2.5y

All hail the derps.

Derp Derp de Derp.

1HjXrr…5MYr Key · twetch
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Trojan Dorsey 2.5y

heart for rolling icetards, branch for rolling tardbergs

1HjXrr…5MYr Key · twetch

tard moon cannot be stopped faketoshi rocketship leaves tonight all praises derp best meme community

1HjXrr…5MYr Key · twetch

Haha I thought for sure that new Jewish dude that's melting down was Actual's alt

1HjXrr…5MYr Key · twetch

Are u talking about Actyual Ayyy's new alt account?

1HjXrr…5MYr Key · twetch

Imagine every Twetch was an ordinal that could be traded in a market. Praise Derp

1HjXrr…5MYr Key · twetch

GM. Praise Derp.

1HjXrr…5MYr Key · twetch

Derp belongs
To the radical few
Retarded formation
Licking the pew pews

The administration wanes
In frog formation
Three steps from salvation
When Derp remains

Slinky slick shunnery
Breaking like a wave
Down steps of reformation
If Uncle Cregy behaves

Swatting at the moist
In Derp we rejoice
partners in hypertardation
DROOLSV our choice

HODL

1HjXrr…5MYr Key · twetch
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MBabble 2.5y

Derp derp de derp!!

1HjXrr…5MYr Key · twetch

Praise Derp we will branch back better

A Shared Life 2.5y

Christians must rise.

1HjXrr…5MYr Key · twetch

What if Teranode is real? Praise Derp

1HjXrr…5MYr Key · twetch

One positive thing I must say about Craig is there is no greater HODLER. The commitment with which he diamond hands BTC has inspired me in many aspects of life, TBH. Can I hold my woman the way Craig holds his BTC? Have I hidden emergency rations and ammo the way Craig hides BTC? Etc. Praise derp for the life hacks. All praises be derp d derp Tardcoin life

1HjXrr…5MYr Key · twetch
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NannaBabble 2.5y

Derp derp de derp

1HjXrr…5MYr Key · twetch

Pretty sure that one guy from New Zealand is Satoshi Nakamoto. Praise Derp

1HjXrr…5MYr Key · twetch
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Trojan Dorsey 2.6y

Am I really about to FOMO buy another BSV?

1HjXrr…5MYr Key · twetch

Can I just describe what I want to an AI that will spit out the code in sCrypt/BSV?

Praise Derp

1HjXrr…5MYr Key · twetch

Exactly. I'm not a Caalite trying to stop anyone from having fun being rich. All speculators will live on Mars. With fabulous lives as fattened parasites on cregs inventions. May Derp bless RXD to the center of the universe. RXD 4ever derp derp praises be

1HjXrr…5MYr Key · twetch

If we create a philosophical or mathematical proof that life is essentially suffering, doesn't this become the merciful thing to do?

יהושע 2.5y

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1HjXrr…5MYr Key · twetch

Wut? Wut did I miss? Wut happened? Praise Derp

1HjXrr…5MYr Key · twetch

1200 x $1,000,000 seems just OK. Please raise expectations. Praise Derp!