Trojan Dorsey Name and picture from twetch — not on-chain. The signature is; the profile is not.

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"Act now and you'll AUTOMATICALLY lose 3% of your purchasing power within 24 hrs of not spending your q2q credits.* Call today!"

*Lose 3% per day every day thereafter with number-go-down technology. CW&CA are not responsible for accelerating the effects of inflation. Side effects may include broken dreams, missed opportunities and shattered trust. Details inside!

1HjXrr…5MYr Key · twetch

If a normie can't run it without asking for help then it's a poor design. An app that only a handful of geniuses can operate cannot become the killer app BSV needs to achieve mass adoption. Design by default, must be to the lowest common denomitor. But rather than recruit a bunch of dummies as consultants for honest feedback, devs form a circle jerk to insulate themselves, treat the end users as disposable and then gravitate towards the next rugpull because they don't have the it factor required to be the next Zuckerberg. Praise Derp

1HjXrr…5MYr Key · twetch

I've got my pencil.

MartinLockheed.TVetch 🔒 2.4y

I don’t FEEL tardy

1HjXrr…5MYr Key · twetch

What is SPV? Derp.

1HjXrr…5MYr Key · twetch

Derp demands our tiniest conservative dreams be sacrificed to the Teranode. The symbolic resurrection of St. Craig is coming. Prepare. And good morning

Y 2.4y

Craig, the destroyer of uncrippled Bitcoin monasteries and orchards in walled villages.

1HjXrr…5MYr Key · twetch

Yeah I totally agree with this. Now I praise Derp my creativity was cut off by my finances when I was younger. I was burning super hot. Likely wouldn't have survived, or at minimum turned into one of these flaming liberals on TV if somebody had actually funded my fruity vision. Now, I'm like ready to use the money to go off grid and start an orchard. Maybe build a bitcoin monastery. LOL

Ianisnew 2.4y

I think age is determining factor. If I'd have been fabulously wealthy at 25 I'd be dead. If bsv made me fabulously rich last week, at 47, less than 5 people would know until I was at a secure unknown location. I would be conspicuous only by my absence. In assumed names I'd buy a weed club with a massive private rooftop terrace in the best city in every non tropical country in the world where weed is legal. I'd have loads of security as well, ex navy seals and shit, like 50 Cent or Big Don T have, so people think I'm dead famous and what not but hide behind multiple identities. Maybe claim I invented bitcoin but forgot as well.

1HjXrr…5MYr Key · twetch

MBabble and NannaBabble said hasta luego yesterday. That was a good amount of recent activity gone byebye

1HjXrr…5MYr Key · twetch

gm

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MBabble 2.4y

Derp

1HjXrr…5MYr Key · twetch

What is the optimal sized image for inscribing on BSV?

1HjXrr…5MYr Key · twetch

HODL Derpcoin tight. 😆

1HjXrr…5MYr Key · twetch

Derp light
Full moon Satoshi
The werewolf of London court
Rekting victims

Howling night
Derp sight cacciatore
BSV drained of spirit
Tadr blood sacrifice

Regarded heights
Spilled on the ambulatory
Leaping through trees
Number go up

Strain d' anthracite
Burned and doughy
The Wolfman rises
Beast investment advice

HODL derpcoin
'Til crypto innards spaghetti
Silverbullet Vision
1 BSV = $1,000,000
Derp it

1HjXrr…5MYr Key · twetch

Thank u for all the laughs. May Derp lead u to greener pastures

1HjXrr…5MYr Key · twetch

Ego of the intellect confuses self-mastery with enlightenment. One is confidence required to refuse temptation, while the other is a transcendent state. Humility can be both good and bad as humble is often conquered. In this case, showing off that one is absorbed by the lies of Samsara somewhere between humble and foolish. Praise Derp

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Gm. Luckily we have accelerated our retardation by decelerating our futures with number-go-down technology. Praise Derp for our humbleness and lack of vacation homes. Derp love everyone

Bonsai Guy 2.4y

Money accelerates. The best and worse thing to happen to a man is for him to get what he wants.

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Guitar Tech 2.4y

Gotta post a pic on Twetch or it didn’t derp

1HjXrr…5MYr Key · twetch

TPTB have no sway over the enlightened mind. Because it operates on another level. Therefore, to be concerned about the lies of the world is to provide evidence of your lack of self mastery. Praise Derp.

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Admiral XYZ™ 2.4y

Derp derp de derp

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NannaBabble 2.4y

Derp derp de derp!

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MBabble 2.4y

Derp derp de derp!!

1HjXrr…5MYr Key · twetch

Astute observation Y

1HjXrr…5MYr Key · twetch

No advanced knowledge here, only tardation. Derp puts everything as it needs to be. I ran this experiment, and had no desire to be rich. Set a modest goal of $100,000 so I could buy a piece of swampland and live in a shipping container. To be left alone. Derp did not see fit to answer that prayer. Instead, extracted my money into Saint Craig's machine. Continuing my suffering and poverty to show me I'm retarded.
All praises. Understanding my tardation may be the greatest gift. Derp I love you thank you for my stash of TardSV that only goes down. Derp derp de derp!

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MBabble 2.4y

Praise derp!!

Derp derp de derp

1HjXrr…5MYr Key · twetch

Praises be to Derp that Uncle Craig was wise enough to keep us from unnecessary Lambo injuries. Only a loving Uncle would shield us from the pain of pulling rich person muscles. And the eternal torment of Lambo fender benders. DERP is love. All praises!

RyRy 2.4y

BSVers keep it real, and have super low lambo crash numbers.

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Slashvi 2.4y

GM

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Trojan Dorsey 2.5y

Gm. Hypertard activated.

1HjXrr…5MYr Key · twetch

The derp mind
Derp vibe
Beachcomber manicure
Tombstone of Twetch

Twetchian aristocracy
Fading Greek democracy
Lone star woes
Fetch sanity from wut u see

Derp only
Twerk nobley
Lap strongly
Accumulate TardSV

Slurp d derp
Dip the teabag…
Derpchain flea bags
Cregcoin irises
Phoenix rises

The exchange exchequer
Blunted by the better
Maniacal minds
Send the CEO a letter…

Transient causes
Pauses in DOSes
Keyboards lurk
Praises be to Derp

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Pete 2.4y
  1. Build it and they will not come.
  2. A grand hotel without customers.
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Trojan Dorsey 2.4y

Our strategy of making BSVERS poor to teach them the greatness of the tech is working! Thank Derp for these lessons in discipline. And opportunities to accumulate. Phoenix will rise! all praises be I will sink more USD into this project regardedSV derp moon landing mars!