Auberse Name and picture from twetch — not on-chain. The signature is; the profile is not.

I might be dumb, but at least I'm not "the Earth is flat" dumb.

...I did a snort
https://twetch.app/t/8d12dc87659ae896c3de5cea48883b3d88f01985968bdae4ccfd081a5f390404

Quarantine II: Electric Flu-galoo

A shitpost quality algorithm!

Even I had the single brain cell necessary to edit my first post smh

Side effect of being on Twitter so long, maybe, it reduces your IQ to germinating potato seed

"Hello. I am bot human. I hit button. I do the post. Beep."

How do you call a campaign lid for nearly an entire week, you fishy bastards

Do they involve lube and chainsaws?

Vivaldi is such a nice browser.

Woof. I had just about the worst panic attack I've experienced earlier.

Then an hour later I was fine. Like it never even happened. HI, I'D LIKE A REFUND FOR MY BRAIN.

Oof, that one Hertz.

...I'm not sorry.

Seriously looking at hemp oil right now...

Yes, twelve-year-old-looking Twitter rando, please explain to us how something as complicated as economics should work.

WAKE UP TWETCHES.

For the actual game? No. I did a few stories in the fandom a very long time ago, though.

Give it about a week and you'll be like "WHY DO WE ALLOW THIS PERSON TO REMAIN HERE?"

Not even good birds, just really vapid and annoying birds.

...I just had a writegasm.

Shitposting on Twitter: obscurity, censorship, suffering

Shitposting on Twetch:

Even if it was, Twitter would label the links unsafe and you wouldn't see it anyway.

I have friends?

I mean, yes, ahem, definitely. I will tell my literal hundreds of friends that I do indeed have, yep.

Honestly, since I left Twitter my mind has felt clearer. More creative.

Probably because I'm not seeing scolding hot take from a blue checkmark and wondering what events led to that sequence of electrons being shot into my eyeballs, then seeking death.

I also like that posting is a manifestation of the phrase "penny for your thoughts".

I'm a writer, I'm a sucker for actualized idioms.

I also like the idea of having to pay a bit to post. It's a little safeguard. A chance to pause and think, "is this really worth forking over two cents for, to have it inscribed upon a blockchain forever?"

[posts cat gif 99% of the time anyway]

So, if I am to understand this correctly, I can get paid for quality shitposts.

I love the free market.

Also, listen. I mean this with love. But when I say "branching a twetch", I automatically think "this would be PornHub's hottest new category."

Now Twitter's out here censoring links to literal government websites.

Bitch, y'all can't even figure out inline editing but you're trying to be the Supreme Arbiter of Information? Fuck outta here.

Thank you. Considering the current state of that place, I don't think it's physically possible to do any worse.

I'm already getting like eight thousand times more interaction here than on Twitter.

As someone desperately addicted to notifications, I approve.