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Biden’s Approval Rating Among CNN Employees Sinks To All-Time Low Of 98%
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KKK Disbands As Progressive Left Accomplishing All Their Goals
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Biden Offers To Have Hunter Repaint Sistine Chapel
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CNN Anchors All Poop Pants On Air To Show It's Perfectly Normal
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IRS Agents Bust 7-Year-Old For Getting More Than $600 Worth Of Birthday Presents
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Hollywood Actor Outed As Conservative After Being A Decent Human Being
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Governor Newsom Unveils Plan To Get Millions Of Californians To Switch To Homeschooling
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UN Warns Climate Change Will Destroy Earth By 2005
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Target Introduces Progressive New 'Clump Of Cells' Registry
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Hackers Warn That If Demands Aren’t Met They Will Reactivate Facebook
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Gavin Newsom Named U-Haul Salesperson Of The Year
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NFL Introduces Rainbow Flag For Refs To Throw When Players Aren't Being Gay Enough
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Nike Announces Partnership With Chinese Communist Party With New Slogan ‘Just Obey It’
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Emperor Palpatine Urges Citizens To Give Up Their Blasters Since They'd Need A Death Star To Beat The Empire
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'You'll Never Beat The Government With Just Guns,' Says Party That Also Believes Government Was Almost Toppled By Unarmed Mob On January 6
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In Honor Of Pride Month, Biden Announces He Will Also Sniff Men's Hair
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Planned Parenthood Clarifies Black Lives Only Matter Once They've Been Born
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Half-Black Man Ordered To Pay Himself Reparations
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Experts Completely Baffled As To Where Joe Biden's Son Could Have Learned All That Racist Language
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Ocasio-Cortez: 'Everyone's Pay Should Be Equal, But My Pay Should Be More Equal Than Others''
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LGBTQ Community Really Bummed They Have To Eat At Burger King Now
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Republicans Propose Vaccination-By-Mail Program
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Gay Americans Starting To Wish Straight People Would Chill Out About Pride Month
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Bombshell Investigation Reveals Biden Belongs To Organization With White Supremacist Roots
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Huffington Post Criticizes Reality For Not Having As Many LGBTQ People As Netflix Shows
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LeBron: 'Me And My Team Have Decided To Boycott The Playoffs In The Name Of Social Justice'
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Google Maps Developers Apologize For Bug That Instructs Conservatives To Drive Off Cliff
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China Denies Reports Of Bird Flu, Says There Are No Birds In China
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Nickelodeon Announces New Show That Teaches Communism To Kids, 'Red's Clues'
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