My friend's in a band called '1023 Megabytes'... They haven't got a gig yet!
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What's the best time to go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.
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There are 10 types of people: those who understand hexadecimal and 15 others.
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What do you call a singing Laptop
A Dell
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My mother said, "You won't amount to anything because you always procrastinate."
I said, "Oh yeah... Just you wait."
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Old C programmers don't die, they're just cast into void.
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What do you call a careful wolf?
Aware wolf.
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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
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Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses? Because they don't see sharp.
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What did the big flower say to the littler flower?
Hi, bud!
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What's grey and comes in pints?
An elephant.
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Child: Dad, why does the sun rise in the east and set in the west? Dad: Son, it's working, don't touch it.
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What's the worst thing about ancient history class?
The teachers tend to Babylon.
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When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent.
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What happens when you don't obey the KGB?
You get Putin jail.
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Writing PHP is like peeing in the swimming pool, everyone did it, but we don't need to bring it up in public.
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Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?
Never mind...it's tearable
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What kind of doctor is Dr. Pepper?
He's a fizzician.
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Finding a good PHP developer is like looking for a needle in a haystack. Or is it a hackstack in a needle?
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Why did the half blind man fall in the well?
Because he couldn't see that well!
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I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down.
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How many QAs does it take to change a lightbulb? They noticed that the room was dark. They don't fix problems, they find them.
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Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
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My mother said, "You won't amount to anything because you always procrastinate."
I said, "Oh yeah... Just you wait."
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An SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, 'Can I join you?'
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How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?
Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.
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Don't look at the eclipse through a colander.
You'll strain your eyes.
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If loving you is ROM I don't wanna read write.
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What did the shy pebble wish for?
That she was a little boulder.
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