Software developers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own.
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What's Forrest Gump's password?
1Forrest1
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What do you call a fat psychic?
A four-chin teller.
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Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days?
Dunno, they're just a bit shady.
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What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A Carrot.
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What are the strongest days of the week?
Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.
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What do you call a nervous javelin thrower?
Shakespeare.
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Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
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How does a scientist freshen their breath?
With experi-mints!
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What do you call a cow on a trampoline?A milk shake!
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Which side of the chicken has more feathers?The outside.
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I dropped a pear in my car this morning.You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.
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I won the lottery today!
Well, I only got the first two numbers, but my lawyers are working on having them stop the count.
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I had a problem so I thought I'd use Java. Now I have a ProblemFactory.
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What are the strongest days of the week?Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.
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Why do Hong Kong cops like to go to work early?
To beat the crowd.
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Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, 'Can I get you anything?' 'Yeah,' replies the bytes. 'Make us a double.'
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How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?He ate the pizza before it was cool.
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Waiter: He's choking! Is anyone a doctor? Programmer: I'm a Vim user.
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What is this movie about?It is about 2 hours long.
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Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears.
11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
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What do you mean 911 is only for emergencies? I've got a merge conflict.
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What do you give a sick lemon?Lemonaid.
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If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple thank you is all I need.
Not all this "How the fuck did you get in my house?!" nonsense.
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An SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, 'Can I join you?'
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What do you call a fat psychic?A four-chin teller.
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What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?
Nothing. You already told her twice.
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A programmer was found dead in the shower. Next to their body was a bottle of shampoo with the instructions 'Lather, Rinse and Repeat'.
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Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
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