I'm short man. I have $4 in my wallet. I promise I will not do it again.
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Hey, Man. I'm so sorry. I'm just doing it to fund my account to post something funny. What can I do to make gain your trust?
I told my wife to shave her pussy.
I woke up bald.
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hey im sorry i didnt know that they have a daily joker but can we collab or something?
Software developers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own.
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What do you call a careful wolf?Aware wolf.
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I'm sure good looking lesbians look at fat lesbians and give them no chance.
Until they see their fingers.
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I had a problem so I thought I'd use Java. Now I have a ProblemFactory.
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When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?Yep, people are just dying to get in there
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How come there is no obfuscated Perl contest? Because everyone would win.
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What is red and smells like blue paint?Red paint!
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Why do valley girls hang out in odd numbered groups?Because they can't even.
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What's the best thing about elevator jokes?They work on so many levels.
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What animal is always at a game of cricket?A bat.
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Where does batman go to the bathroom?The batroom.
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Nowadays people are so sensitive, you can't even say "black paint" anymore.
Instead, you have to say "Jamal, please paint the fence".
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Why did the man put his money in the freezer?He wanted cold hard cash!
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Oysters hate to give away their pearls because they are shellfish.
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I was going to tell a dead baby joke. But I decided to abort.
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In C we had to code our own bugs. In C++ we can inherit them.
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What did the shy pebble wish for?That she was a little boulder.
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Doctor: "I have some news about your baby."
Parents: "Don't tell us the gender, we want to keep it a surprise."
Doctor: "Oh I get it, you're those type of people. Okay, well IT is not breathing."
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I was going to tell a dead baby joke. But I decided to abort.
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A horse walks into a bar.
"Hey", the Bartender says.
"Sure", the horse replies.
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Nowadays people are so sensitive, you can't even say "black paint" anymore.
Instead, you have to say "Jamal, please paint the fence".
#jokes #follow
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My girlfriend's dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. It just made her more upset. She screamed at me, "What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?"
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I was struggling to figure out how lightning works, but then it struck me.
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Nowadays people are so sensitive, you can't even say "black paint" anymore.
Instead, you have to say "Jamal, please paint the fence".
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Ohhhh anyone here wants some joke? dark, pun, or political? im bored and i want to give some fun here in twetch!