Carlos Name and picture from twetch — not on-chain. The signature is; the profile is not.

"The whole world is about three drinks behind."
-- Humphrey Bogart

Man who arrives at party two hours late will find he has been beaten
to the punch.

Farmers in the Iowa State survey rated machinery breakdowns more
stressful than divorce.
-- Wall Street Journal

Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Three. One to screw in the light bulb and two to fend off all those
Californians trying to share the experience.

Hat check girl:
"Goodness! What lovely diamonds!"
Mae West:
"Goodness had nothin' to do with it, dearie."
-- "Night After Night", 1932

You are not permitted to kill a woman who has wronged you, but nothing
forbids you to reflect that she is growing older every minute. You are
avenged fourteen hundred and forty times a day.
-- Ambrose Bierce

current BSV price is 414.01 USD, and there are 18724950 bitcoins in circulation

Men are those creatures with two legs and eight hands.
-- Jayne Mansfield

Why do so many foods come packaged in plastic? It's quite uncanny.

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!

The grand leap of the whale up the Fall of Niagara is esteemed, by all
who have seen it, as one of the finest spectacles in nature.
-- Benjamin Franklin.

Put cats in the coffee and mice in the tea!

Claret is the liquor for boys; port for men; but he who aspires to be a hero
... must drink brandy.
-- Samuel Johnson

So many beautiful women and so little time.
-- John Barrymore

I'm going to Boston to see my doctor. He's a very sick man.
-- Fred Allen

Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with an attorney?
A: An offer you can't understand.

Chinese saying: "He who speak with forked tongue, not need chopsticks."

The chains of marriage are so heavy that it takes two to carry them, and
sometimes three.
-- Alexandre Dumas

My remaining balance is:
0.02781155 BSV at $ 331.979
9.23285055 USD https://twetch.app/t/b950e7d44ce280a89c1e9eead798b7a8876c91589544fe025b55960533a2e478

The cost of living has just gone up another dollar a quart.
-- W. C. Fields

Marriage is an institution in which two undertake to become one, and one
undertakes to become nothing.

"I thought you were trying to get into shape."
"I am. The shape I've selected is a triangle."

There's nothing like a good dose of another woman to make a man appreciate
his wife.
-- Clare Booth Luce

Even a blind pig stumbles upon a few acorns.

Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover.
But she can never catch him at it.

The girl who swears no one has ever made love to her has a right to swear.
-- Sophia Loren

In a bottle, the neck is always at the top.

There's nothing like a girl with a plunging neckline to keep a man on his toes.

He who enters his wife's dressing room is a philosopher or a fool.
-- Balzac

A couple more shots of whiskey, women 'round here start looking good.

	[something about a 10 being a 4 after a six-pack?  Ed.]