Carlos Name and picture from twetch — not on-chain. The signature is; the profile is not.

Q: What's a WASP's idea of open-mindedness? A: Dating a Canadian.

Q: What do you call a blind, deaf-mute, quadraplegic Virginian? A: Trustworthy.

You think Oedipus had a problem -- Adam was Eve's mother.

"The pyramid is opening!" "Which one?" "The one with the ever-widening hole in it!" -- Firesign Theater, "How Can You Be In Two Places At Once When You're Not Anywhere At All"

Youth had been a habit of hers so long that she could not part with it.

A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life. -- Jim Samuels

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. -- Steven Wright

Q: What do you call a blind pre-historic animal? A: Diyathinkhesaurus. Q: What do you call a blind pre-historic animal with a dog? A: Diyathinkhesaurus Rex.

I must get out of these wet clothes and into a dry Martini. -- Alexander Woolcott

"I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums." -- Steven Wright

I don't want to live on in my work, I want to live on in my apartment. -- Woody Allen

Life, like beer, is merely borrowed. -- Don Reed

Q: Why did the lone ranger kill Tonto? A: He found out what "kimosabe" really means.

A boy gets to be a man when a man is needed. -- John Steinbeck

FORTUNE PROVIDES QUESTIONS FOR THE GREAT ANSWERS: #21 A: Dr. Livingston I. Presume. Q: What's Dr. Presume's full name?

stats #BSV
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nodes: 204
avg txfee/24hUSD: 0.00323501
med txfee/24hUSD: 9.93776000
USD price: 177.46
BTC price: 0.00492219
change: 3.1381
dominance: 0.2
hodling addresses: 20584524

The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served
the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. --
Calvin Trillin

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Tx/24h: 343342
mempool tps: 3.8
fees in mempool: 2.2586
nodes: 198
avg txfee/24hUSD: 0.00333460
med txfee/24hUSD: 9.72384e-0
USD price: 173.64
BTC price: 0.00470620
change: -8.42211
dominance: 0.19
hodling addresses: 20616818

The best man for the job is often a woman.

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Tx/24h: 351266
mempool tps: 3.15
fees in mempool: 1.442
nodes: 198
avg txfee/24hUSD: 0.00316301
med txfee/24hUSD: 0.00010613
USD price: 189.52
BTC price: 0.00481859
change: 3.74681
dominance: 0.19
hodling addresses: 20611074

stats #BSV
Tx/24h: 326879
mempool tps: 3.18
fees in mempool: 39.5655
nodes: 203
avg txfee/24hUSD: 0.00250608
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USD price: 163.27
BTC price: 0.00474760
change: -2.60211
dominance: 0.2
hodling addresses: 20441763

Q: How was Thomas J. Watson buried? A: 9 edge down.

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nodes: 200
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USD price: 167.63
BTC price: 0.00459701
change: -10.14941
dominance: 0.19
hodling addresses: 20430710

Life is like a bowl of soup with hairs floating on it. You have to eat it
nevertheless. -- Flaubert

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nodes: 201
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USD price: 187.84
BTC price: 0.00475724
change: 7.0026
dominance: 0.2
hodling addresses: 20422843

No woman can endure a gambling husband, unless he is a steady winner. -- Lord
Thomas Dewar

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USD price: 177.6
BTC price: 0.00452680
change: 0.07492
dominance: 0.19
hodling addresses: 20412603

Some circumstantial evidence is very strong, as when you find a trout in the
milk. -- Thoreau

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nodes: 202
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med txfee/24hUSD: 9.86104000
USD price: 176.09
BTC price: 0.00464127
change: -0.14373
dominance: 0.2
hodling addresses: 20397075

Is it weird in here, or is it just me? -- Steven Wright