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A woman did what a woman had to, the best way she knew how.
To do more was impossible, to do less, unthinkable.
-- Dirisha, "The Man Who Never Missed"

Women waste men's lives and think they have indemnified them by a few
gracious words.
-- Honor'e de Balzac

A man always remembers his first love with special tenderness, but after
that begins to bunch them.
-- Mencken

Youth had been a habit of hers so long that she could not part with it.

While riding in a train between London and Birmingham, a woman
inquired of Oscar Wilde, "You don't mind if I smoke, do you?"
Wilde gave her a sidelong glance and replied, "I don't mind if
you burn, madam."

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Life is like an onion: you peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes
you weep.
-- Carl Sandburg

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would
not have chosen a suit by it.
-- Maurice Chevalier

1/2 oz. gin
1/2 oz. vodka
1/2 oz. rum (preferably dark)
3/4 oz. tequilla
1/2 oz. triple sec
1/2 oz. orange juice
3/4 oz. sour mix
1/2 oz. cola
shake with ice and strain into frosted glass.
Long Island Iced Tea

If food be the music of love, eat up, eat up.

A new chef from India was fired a week after starting the job. He
kept favoring curry.

Eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

Tom's hungry, time to eat lunch.

A fool and his honey are soon parted.

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The girl who swears no one has ever made love to her has a right to swear.
-- Sophia Loren

There's one fool at least in every married couple.

In a gathering of two or more people, when a lighted cigarette is
placed in an ashtray, the smoke will waft into the face of the non-smoker.

Q: Why don't lawyers go to the beach?
A: The cats keep trying to bury them.

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Like all young men, you greatly exaggerate the difference between one
young woman and another.
-- George Bernard Shaw, "Major Barbara"

Life is like a bowl of soup with hairs floating on it. You have to
eat it nevertheless.
-- Flaubert

Men aren't attracted to me by my mind. They're attracted by what I
don't mind...
-- Gypsy Rose Lee

If food be the music of love, eat up, eat up.

A gentleman never strikes a lady with his hat on.
-- Fred Allen

If you live to the age of a hundred you have it made because very few
people die past the age of a hundred.
-- George Burns

Do not permit a woman to ask forgiveness, for that is only the first
step. The second is justification of herself by accusation of you.
-- DeGourmont

There will always be beer cans rolling on the floor of your car when
the boss asks for a lift home from the office.

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would
not have chosen a suit by it.
-- Maurice Chevalier

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
Therefore, a man without a woman is like a bicycle without a fish.