Carlos Name and picture from twetch — not on-chain. The signature is; the profile is not.

A bad marriage is like a horse with a broken leg, you can shoot
the horse, but it don't fix the leg.

Marriage is an institution in which two undertake to become one, and one
undertakes to become nothing.

Q: How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. The darkness will cause the light bulb to change by itself.

Love is an obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage.
-- Dr. Karl Bowman

Q: How many marketing people does it take to change a light bulb?
A: I'll have to get back to you on that.

A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
-- Ziggy

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Anti-trust laws should be approached with exactly that attitude.

... of course, this probably only happens for tcsh which uses wait4(),
which is why I never saw it. Serves people who use that abomination
right 8^)
-- Linus Torvalds, about a patch that fixes getrusage for 1.3.26

If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs,
then the first woodpecker to come along would destroy civilization.

The following statement is not true. The previous statement is true.

The wise and intelligent are coming belatedly to realize that alcohol, and
not the dog, is man's best friend. Rover is taking a beating -- and he should.
-- W. C. Fields

The only "intuitive" interface is the nipple. After that, it's all learned.
-- Bruce Ediger, bediger@teal.csn.org, on X interfaces

The bogosity meter just pegged.

I have a switch in my apartment that doesn't do anything. Every once
in a while I turn it on and off. On and off. On and off. One day I
got a call from a woman in France who said "Cut it out!"
-- Steven Wright

Alexander Graham Bell is alive and well in New York, and still waiting
for a dial tone.

No, that's wrong too. Now there's a race condition between the rm and
the mv. Hmm, I need more coffee.
-- Guy Maor on Debian Bug#25228

Computers don't actually think.
You just think they think.
(We think.)

The goal of science is to build better mousetraps. The goal of nature
is to build better mice.

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You will outgrow your usefulness.

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
-- Fletcher Knebel

One difference between a man and a machine is that a machine is quiet
when well oiled.

The heaviest object in the world is the body of the woman you have ceased
to love.
-- Marquis de Lac de Clapiers Vauvenargues

Your step will soil many countries.