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Why aren't you following @9823
/poll [You're lame,Already am]

What do you do when balloons are hurt? You helium.

The lumberjack loved his new computer. He especially enjoyed logging in.

Cant unsee it after you catch it the first time.

A man stands on one side of a river, his dog on the other. The man calls his dog, who immediately crosses the river without getting wet and without using a bridge or a boat. How did the dog do it?

You've got to know when to hold 'em
Know when to fold 'em
Know when to walk away
And know when to run

GOODMORNING TWETCH

A doctor broke his leg while auditioning for a play.Luckily he still made the cast.

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He couldn’t work out how to fix the washing machine so he threw in the towel.

Happy Monday! Let’s start the week off the right way!

I never understood odorless chemicals, they never make scents.

Are you a morning person?
/poll [Yes,No]

I bought a wooden whistle but it wooden whistle.

That fight was nuts!

Lettuce take a moment to appreciate this salad pun.

End the debate. What is the best Chex Mix piece?
/poll [Mini Breadsticks,Chex,Pretzels,Rye Chips]