What is your favorite late night snack?
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I didn't realize the reopening of the Lego store was going to be so popular...
People were lining up for blocks.
Two cannibals are eating a Clown. One says to the other...
“Does this taste funny to you?”
Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out.
Happy Tuesday sounds better then Happy Monday
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After eating the ship, the sea monster said, I can’t believe I ate the hull thing.
The safe was invented by a cop and a robber. It was quite a combination.
Did you hear about the human cannonball? Too bad he got fired!
GOODMORNING TWETCH
I just turned 100...
What is your favorite sport to play?
/poll [Golf,Basketball,Baseball,Football,Soccer]
Is your refrigerator running? Better go catch it.
What do you call a line of rabbits marching backwards? A receding hairline.
So what if I don’t know what apocalypse means? It’s not the end of the world!
I love the smell of Home Depot in the morning