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Why are elevator jokes so good? They work on so many levels.
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him. Went out, had drinks and he's a web designer.
May your coffee be strong and your Monday productive.
Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.
I threw a boomerang a few years ago. I now live in constant fear.
What is black, cool, and stands in a forest? A deer in a leather jacket.
Seize the day, whatever's in it to seize, before something comes along and seizes you.
How is your Saturday night going?
To solve claustrophobia you have to think outside the box.
By shear coincidence, all these sheep look the same.
Why are frogs so happy? They eat whatever bugs them.
Why is peter pan always flying? He neverlands.
Me hiding from responsibilities.
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What job did the frog have at the hotel? Bellhop.
What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe.
What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe.
What do you call a nervous javelin thrower? Shakespeare.
Why couldn’t the sesame seed leave the poker table? He was on a roll.