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I periodically make bad science puns.
The future, the present and the past walked into a bar. Things got a little tense.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
The 7 days of my week…..Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday, Friday, Saturday and preMonday.
Why did the coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky.
Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing.
GOODMORNING TWETCH
Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.
What starts with "O" and ends with "nions" and sometimes makes you cry? Opinions
When you wake up in the morning, think of what a precious privilege it is to be alive-to breath, to think, to love and to enjoy.
Does anyone wonder what dogs are thinking?
What kind of drink can be bitter and sweet? Reali-tea.
The world is your oyster
What are scientists favorite dog breed? Labs.
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space.
This location is called the Venus Pool. Three different options to jump in the water... A short, medium and a tall one if you're daring. Would go back in a heartbeat!
Wine Wednesday.
Maui Hawaii! Its a beautiful place!