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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
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Why did the math book look so sad? Because of all of its problems.
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn't see himself doing it!
I used to be a banker but I lost interest.
Geology rocks but Geography is where it’s at!
Im happy I made it even if im 54th on the leaderboard.
The rotation of earth really makes my day.
Seize the day with all your might, as you awaken from a peaceful night. Take on life’s challenges with a confident heart, for each day is a brand new start. Good morning!
What do you do with chemists when they die? Barium!
What do you do with chemists when they die? Barium!
What do you do with chemists when they die? Barium!
GOODMORNING TWETCH
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twetch#18004 6.5y
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Drinking game. Take a sip everytime you twetch.
/trolltoll add @7346 $5 for wanting to be trolled.
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.
Had too much wine last night. Have no idea how I got home from the sofa.