1Bdbow…DPkU
1BdbowWoSGSBsfqVtHhoQ9oxuug2q2DPkU
- 0 Following
- 0 Followers
- 534 Posts
Activity
Somebody please give 2020 a snickers bar.
Bank teller was wearing a mask. I gave her all my money.
Haven't posted on twitter since 'nam.
A blind man walked into a bar. Then a table, then a chair.
Confidence. It's the food of the wise man, but the liquor of the fool.
Don't be the fool.
/pay @2307 $.02 for wanting to be trolled.
Why don't programmers like nature? It has too many bugs.
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.
I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.
This is my 123 Twetch! Excited to be here 🔥
Reposted
twetch#2050 6.5y
I've programmed in Elixir, JavaScript, Matlab and Python all in this week.
Reposted
twetch#492 6.5y
When I saw the corona money deposit in my account I got a bit of a sick feeling in my stomach. Feels like a new line has been crossed.
I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
Wish I would have seen the bar before walking into it
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
Why did the coffee call the police? Because it was mugged.
I watched a documentary about beavers last night. It was the best dam show ever!