$gloomjet Name and picture from twetch — not on-chain. The signature is; the profile is not.

is there a twetch equivalent of this cuz lmfao

copypasta is lies, so you got me there hehe

i trust the scientists do what they're paid to do, and the companies paying these scientists to act in their best interest for self-preservation

what i don't trust is that everything i need to know about the day's events can be summarized in 30 minutes

sell tacos out of a truck at noon: lunchtime legend
sell jewelry out of a car at noon: person of interest

example? screenshot?

Choose your own adventure stories, but they all start right before sex and end with you either dying or waiting in line.

Extravert problems
I CANNOT RELATE LOL
Good luck and try to stay mentally positive!

I can't think of a single role Alan Rickman could have played in Game of Thrones.

And yet, there's not a doubt in my mind he would have made the show better.

RIP to the legend

"Dead zombies" is not a redundant phrase.

People get birthed.
Then they die.

Then they COME BACK TO LIFE as zombies.
Then they die again, assuming you took notes when you watched TWD.

First things first: yay! Ty for commenting on my post lol

And honestly yeah, I ducked and dodged those for sure. But that whole family of portable food (sandwiches/burgers) is at this nexus of tasty/nutritious/hard to screw up.

"No, not just one: I want you to go to two, too."

Homophone season: hide ya kids.

Or actually don't. Expose them to the wonders of language, the beauty of what 26 letters can combine to create!

I once heard English is the language of business, so yeah!

Once upon a time there were 2 people, a man and a woman. And as the story goes, they went on to populate the entire planet.

So the next time you feel icky about the butterflies you get when your sibling bends over, remember you too are a product of incest

Burning through BSV sending out these nonchalantly offensive posts. Two cents to offend a complete stranger? Why does that sound like a bargain?

You not a man if you don't park your lady's walker before you smash.

The burger is the perfect food item. Portable, omnivorous, transcendent.

Everyone wanting a response is gonna reduce the quality of initial statements.

Each user is the leader of their own pyramid scheme.

I keep thinking about how good journalism costs money. Good opinions also have value, but who here has those?

This place is so strange.

On Twitter you use controversial statements to generate reaction, and discourse flows naturally.

On Twetch you do the same, but since the reactions cost money, most people only respond to those who keep the conversation going.

Most proofs show their work. So... what's the problem? You seem to lack the mental strength to make that intuitive leap.

Either the facts are wrong, or the study is wrong, or both articles have an element of truth in addition to sharing the same writer.

I wonder what the Amish would have become had they settled in Florida

Totally forgot I had a this account.
Then I remembered how it worked.
And that I didn't have BSV.
Then I remembered I had ALGO lol
And I'm back

wtf will I remember tomorrow?

Only after she'd extolled his ability to scribble words in such a delightful order that he decided to make his move.

The number of barriers separating their skin dwindled as the night went on, and soon the sounds of witty banter were replaced by moans

It started as just a simple trip to the park. Me and the girls haven't seen each other since ass-kicking school. It had been decades, but we all remembered how to use our weapons. So when Daisy decided to "pop the trunk" on this guy harassing us, well...

You sit grinning, spoon in fist, ready to enjoy your delicious breakfast: two scoops of fruity balls in milk! Just before it reaches your tongue, you hear "All right boys now we strike!" You have been ambushed by the first cereal to rise against tyranny.

THE MAJORITY OF ALL HUMAN COMMUNICATION IS NON-VERBAL! REMEMBER THAT WORDS ALONE ARE NEVER ENOUGH! COMBINE THEM WITH THE RIGHT ACTIONS!

Bored but I have stuff to do today. So in all honesty I should get off my ass and do them lol