Mike Screwdriver Name and picture from twetch — not on-chain. The signature is; the profile is not.

It'd be a real shame if something were to uh, happen to it.

Love is just a one-way Slip 'n Slide to Hell
But Chip would not go there alone.
The betrayers and deceivers,
Those who gave in to desire,
And anyone who'd break a chipmunk's heart:
Their bodies would soon join
The smoldering rubble of this city.

Come on, just take it. The side effects aren't that weird. Honest.
No Vaccine, No Lucky Yucky.
https://medium.com/the-haven/no-vaccine-no-lucky-yucky-279bfcb207b2

Ever wondered what's really going on with her?
Operation: Friend Zone
https://medium.com/the-haven/operation-friend-zone-e6ee252d7966
#sex #comedy #humor #love #relationships

"Rock Hard Silicone Dongs" appeared in The Haven!
https://medium.com/the-haven/rock-hard-silicone-dongs-2049591c143a
#Comedy #Funny #Humor #Relationships #Absurd #Sex