Mike Screwdriver Name and picture from twetch — not on-chain. The signature is; the profile is not.

Tunnel Apes rule. We're the Tunnel Apes.

"Submission"

Plllllllmmmmpppppphhh!
That's me, farting in your face.

I keep trying to explain this to people

I take no responsibility for your cholesterol count.

I can barely choose the bread at Subway.

I'm a 5-dan in Cock-Kick-Do. You're getting sent home in a stretcher daddy-o!

https://twetch.app/t/286ec884e1446a5bcac66c05ce8d5593eceaf7f992e72b7021e85762e2455fbb

Jesus I thought it was Dark Mode I was buying, not 'spilled a bottle of ink on my screen' mode!

I don my wizard hat and cloak.

CDC announces that they suck their own assholes.
Public replies "We know."

What NPC do:

talk about the weather
talk about what day it is
go shopping
complain about shopping
wagecuck 9-to-5
complain about wagecucking 9-to-5
be 'social'
complain about their friends
drink alcohol
watch sports
binge watch TV
vaccinate

Another mindfuck you pussies are too afraid to read.
Cyberspunk: Schizophrenia Digitized.
https://medium.com/the-haven/cyberspunk-30d1be6ad80b
#cyberpunk #weird #scifi #sex #neuralink

People don't hurt your feelings. Guns hurt your feelings.

Is that the going rate to cross the border now? Coyotes need to unionize or something!

I'd like to cross that border at the end of the day! Hoah!

https://twetch.app/t/87daeb4dfd48acf0b6501d89ae4d40366e803b79cc498ac2c4c540752ff4016d

His account is a real lazy bum, lies in bed all day binge watching daytime television and getting cheeto dust all over the sheets. His account has 'been looking for work' for seven months now and we just don't know what to do anymore.

46369@moneybutton.com

Hey man thanks. Love to have readers!

It's written in Based

Thanks for wasting some of your life on it!

I ain't challenging him!

Thanks for the fries!

ednobody@relayx.io

It might be because I had never logged in but maybe it will work now. Thanks either way buddy.

ednobody@relayx.io