Chelz Name and picture from twetch — not on-chain. The signature is; the profile is not.

My girlfriend broke up with me when she found out I only have 9 toes.

She was lack toes intolerant.

A butcher accidentally backed into his meat grinder and got a little behind in his work that day.

Two guys are in a boat with three cigarettes. They had no fire, so they threw one of the cigarettes overboard, and the entire boat became a cigarette lighter.

In honor of Earth Day post a picture of your favorite spot that you've visited!

I'll start...

Maui, Hawaii 📍

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Why do dogs float in water? Because they are good buoys.

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What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the courtroom?

Odor in the court.

Not to brag but I made six figures last year. I was also named worst employee at the toy factory.

Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you. That’s the punch line.

If the mushroom was such a fungi, why didn’t they have the party at his house?

Because there wasn’t mushroom

A salesman tried to sell me a burial plot.

But that’s the last thing I need.

I made this mirror 😊
Do you like it?

Does this uniform make me look fat? -Insecurity Guard

You think swimming with dolphins is expensive?

Try swimming with sharks, it cost me an arm and a leg!

How well did I hang up that picture?

I nailed it.

It's easy to convince ladies not to eat Tide Pods, but harder to deter gents.

If prisoners could take their own mug shots…They’d be called cellfies.

If youre happy and you know it branch this Twetch

Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool.

I gave him a glass of water.

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