Chelz Name and picture from twetch — not on-chain. The signature is; the profile is not.

I'm currently boycotting any company that sells items I can't afford.

Her: He's probably thinking about other girls

Him: I wonder if I have any Twetch notifications

"I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny.
but we can have lots of good fun that is funny!"

A book just fell on my head. I've only got myshelf to blame.

My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned: couldn't concentrate.

My girlfriend left me because she couldn't handle my OCD. I told her to close the door five times on her way out.

I gave up my seat to a blind person in the bus. That is how I lost my job as a bus driver.

My friend was explaining electricity to me, but I was like, ‘Watt?’

You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine.

A ghost walked into a bar and ordered a shot of vodka. The bartender said, ‘Sorry, we don’t serve spirits here.’

I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I’ll let you know.