when everything is a scam
raise the burden of proof
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having a voice to parliament is a lot like having a voice to frank abagnale or bernie madoff
yer wasting your breath
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whats the best time to throw-up?
8 o clock
from 'The Long Dream' https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nagai_Yume
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quality is 2 dimensional
- how close is it to what you want
- how difficult it is to do
then we invented ai, and no one who said ever anything anywhere, was ever taken seriously, ever again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vC4iBvAgZwA
When you see a cloud coming in from the west, you immediately say, ‘There’s going to be a storm,’ and that’s what happens. Why don’t you judge for yourselves what is right?
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The wicked go astray from the womb,
they err from their birth, speaking lies.
They have venom like the venom of a serpent,
Those who tarry long over wine,
those who go to try mixed wine.
Do not look at wine when it is red,
when it sparkles in the cup
and goes down smoothly.
At the last it bites like a serpent,
and stings like an adder.
Your eyes will see strange things,
and your mind utter perverse things.
He who digs a pit will fall into it;
and a serpent will bite him who breaks through a wall.
The toil of a fool wearies him,
so that he does not know the way to the city.
Buy truth, and do not sell it;
buy wisdom, instruction, and understanding.
and twelve bronze vessels of fine bronze that glittered like gold
Whoever can read this writing and tell me its meaning will be clothed in purple, have a gold chain placed around his neck, and will become the third highest ruler in the kingdom.
when you got tired of playing chess against the universe
find a new algorithm that allows you to verify the answer quicker
if someone only cares about themself
how do you convince them to care about somethingelse?
life is a np problem. all you can do is guess, and check if you got the right answer. but if you know a lot about the input, you can make a really good guess
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YX40hbAHx3s
VOID TECH SUPPORT
Part 6 - Think of it as an invitation
im in the server room in the basement
it is late. about 2 or 3 am.
looking through log files
debugging the systems
tracing the errors
what could it be?
i remember last night
everything was fine
when i left to go home
people were throwing a party
setting off fireworks
listening to music
i get an idea
but there is no way
or is there?
i check the power system trace
the wireless spectrum analyzer logs
ah
its a light bulb moment
i return to the command centre
i go to the party store
collect fireworks
lots of fireworks
go to the hardware store
grab a shovel
i head outside
put on the heavy metal
dig a hole in the ground
2 or 3 feet deep
set off the fireworks
kick back and watch the show
it was a beautiful sight
the sky, the stars, the fireworks
the popcorners
and then it apppeared
a big ball of light
very bright
moving slowly and silently
that is not a plane or a choppa
the lights in the buildings start flickering
the drone on its route
approaching the glowing orb
spins out of control
and dives into the water
the computer screens
are a garbled mess of characters
i call the other staff over
me: lets go guys
they follow me
on the path
up the hill
to the helipad!
the guard bots disabled
punching themselves
the komodo dragons malfunctioning
eating each other
the zombies on the beach
choking on sand
about 2/3rds of the way there
we go around the mud
and arrive at the helipad
the orb is right above it
all of us looking up
i am suddenly floating
everyone on the island
was never seen again
VOID TECH SUPPORT
Part 5 - Everything we do makes it worse
me: shut it down. shut it down now.
goji: are you sure? the security systems are linked.
me: i know that
goji: the biolabs locks and everything
me: well, ill be able to access the server room
me: we are out of options
we hit the button
reboot the systems
and wait
the systems cannot reboot.
database error.
kabat: we fubard it!
me: oh my god what is this
me: everything we do makes it worse
goji is freaking out
i think he had too much caffeine
goji: we should go to the helipad
me: no, it might not be safe out there
me: the creatures got out when we shut down
goji: i think i can make it, its not too far
me: we have no idea whats out there
goji: im quick.
goji: ill come back with the choppa
me: do you even know how to fly it. and the drone...
goji: ill figure that out later.
me: there must be a reason...
goji: im not waiting here to get attacked!
paranoid and stressed
he takes a red bull
and runs outside
on the path
up the hill
to the helipad!
i spend hours trying to bring systems online
it is after midnight
everything we do makes it worse
kabat: hey murray check this. i have a plan
kabat: i found these building schematics
kabat: theres a maintenance tunnel to the helipad
kabat: underneath the chapel
kabat: i have planned the entire route
me: ok, i like the plan.
me: but we still don't know what the cause is
kabat: so what lets gooo
me: no. goji said he will come with the choppa
kabat: he would be here by now
kabat took his plan and left
goji is running to the helipad.
he is about 2/3rds of the way there.
he encounters a problem
out here on the loose
freed from their enclosure
komodo dragons
genetically enhanced
with ai chip brain implants
they have spotted him and taken an interest
slowly headed in his direction
he is outrunning them for now
the ground here is a bit muddy
a little bit of rain here and there
his feet are sinking in
its slowing him down
tripping him up
he twists his ankle
limping as fast as he can
but the komodo dragons
are too fast, too furious
kabat enters the chapel
he finds the tunnel out to the helipad
he is about 2/3rds of the way there
he encounters a dead end
the documents were wrong
someone forgot to update them
either that or he misread them
he decides to turn back
the fire exit doors only open one way
he is lost in these tunnels
it is very dark
he is looking at the map
not looking where he is going
he walks into a spider web
the spiders... are big
genetically enhanced
with ai chip brain implants
they have spotted him and taken an interest
slowly headed in his direction
he is trapped in their webs
having his insides liquified
VOID TECH SUPPORT
Part 4 - Like a Rock huh Marv?
everyone is hiding out
in the command centre
goji is the senior dev
he drinks a lot of caffeine
kabat is the junior dev
he has no idea what he is doing
theres a bunch of other staff hanging out
me: guys... what the hell is going on
goji: when we came in this morning
goji: it was chaos
goji: error reports from all over the island
goji: everything is malfunctioning
goji: the guard bots are punching
goji: anyone that approaches them
kabat: all our screens were glitching
me: the drone isnt working right either
goji: yes
me: whats up with those beach zombies?
goji: we think its the ai chip brain implants
kabat: they were stuck in the VR for too long
me: shit
kabat: their brains are now like roast chicken
goji: shut up
kabat: the 5g wireless signal...
goji: shut up
kabat: kek
me: so shut it down
goji: i tried. it does not work.
kabat: access denied. computer says no.
me: use the root password for superuser access.
me: not your normal account.
goji: we forgot the password.
goji: that was created six months ago.
me: OH MY GOD
kabat: can we hack it?
goji: yes. is it possible?
me: hmm, maybe
me: but we will need some more information.
kabat: the internet is down too btw.
me: (sigh) technical manuals, system documentation
goji: kabat, go to the library and find them.
goji: im going to make a coffee (twitching)
me: ok i will run a diagnostic
kabat comes back with books. lots of books.
me: wow ok.
we spend a few hours looking in the books
we are trying to hack the systems
but... security is too good
kabat: hey...what about using the admin group
me: nah that wont work.
me: everyone gets that confused
me: group permissions are not the same as superuser
goji: (sips coffee) kabat, find another book!
he comes back with some more books,
but it is not helping.
this time i go with kabat
to the library
on the way i see the cinema lounge
well, it is getting late
and i need a break
me: dont bother, kabat.
me: lets watch a movie
i find the movie 'predestination' with ethan hawke
we all sit down
relax and watch the movie
its about 2/3rds of the way through
noone is talking
goji: I JUST REMEMBERED THE PASSWORD