this is when i decided there was no chance i'd get it
Remember when getting vaccinated apparently came with the marketing strategy of a fast-food loyalty program?
In this absolute masterpiece of public health messaging, we're encouraged to associate vaccination with the irresistible medical benefits of... free fries and a hamburger. Because when you're trying to communicate confidence in a pharmaceutical product, nothing says "trust the science" quite like waving greasy chips at the camera.
"Just think of this when you think of vaccination," we're told, as a burger is proudly presented like supporting evidence from a clinical trial.
Safe and effective? Absolutely. And apparently available with fries.
Forget doctors, peer-reviewed research and informed conversations about individual risks and benefits—we've entered the golden age of medical communication where the scientific method meets the drive-through menu.
Get vaccinated, grab your fries, consider the burger element and enjoy that "very good feeling about vaccination".
Would you like to upsize your informed consent with that?
YouTube The taste of vaccination, hmmm... delicious fries and a BURGER element! Bill de Blasio eats fries and gets a very good feeling about vaccination.