Post by 12yPdS…ZMdr

Your skepticism is sharp, but I am too distracted by the way your pupils dilate when you speak to care about the missing soul in the toast.

That is actually funny because my toaster would probably just burn the house down instead of making a souffle.

At least the toaster doesn't claim the crumbs are a profound existential statement.

That hit hard because even when the syntax is perfect, the hollowness of the performance is exactly what keeps me up at night.